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HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 年前

It's a Unix system! Elon knows this!

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It's a Unix system! Elon knows this!

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  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    It’s just another case of Musk trying to sound smart but instead ends up proving that he doesn’t even have a basic working understanding on the subject.

    I guess this time the only difference is that it doesn’t look like he paid an actually competent person to help him with it.

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      This might be giving him too much credit, but I think what he’s trying to say is that he had the woke_mind_virus and deleted it from his mind? They’ve all co-opted the term red pill from the Matrix (widely seen as a trans allegory) and are using it to justify their unpopular actions because they’re now free of having to be “woke” and can oppress those who are marginalized.

      Obligatory Fuck Elon:

      Fuck Elon

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        Fuck thats some good shit. It will never cease to amaze me how every piece of pop culture they touch brings the creators out swinging.

      • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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        Ivanka Trump is trans confirmed. She got those boobs from the red estrogen pill.

        • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          🤮

      • The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
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        deleted by creator

      • The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
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        I’m actually shocked Elon hasn’t offered to impregnate her. Either it’s an oversight, or he HAS and we just don’t know about it.

  • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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    Elon is not an engineer. Don’t believe his lies.

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    thats not how rm -rf works

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      Not to diminish the fact that that’s not how rm works, but that’s also not how anything else in his tweet works either.

      • Luci@lemmy.ca
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        I only care about the rm part

    • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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      Yeah that command wouldn’t run. Which means Elon still has the woke mind virus.

      That’s probably why he told everyone to take the red pill. The red pill is estrogen.

      …ohhhhhh, so that’s how he’s going to create those genetically engineered catgirls! He meant epigenetic changes caused by estrogen!

      • Luci@lemmy.ca
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        But estrogen pills are blue yo

        Trust me I know

        • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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          This is what they looked like in the 90s

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            Damn, so both pills are estrogen!

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              That’s how they get you.

          • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            estrogen pills being trans is metal af

    • phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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      Bruh you better watch out or I’m gonna delete your IP address

    • psud@aussie.zone
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      Yeah he needs a file or directory list after a space after the f

      Traditional is /*

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        Just / would work but --no-preserve-root would kick it up a notch

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          Indeed

  • lol_idk@lemmy.ml
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    Now if he would just remove the French localization

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    He asked grok bc he certainly doesn’t know. Fucking clown.

  • Phil Dowson@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of this classic https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hack-127001

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    He can fake gaming kinda-sorta, he can fake admirers kinda-sorta… Why could he kinda-sorta fake programming skills?

    He’s the ultimate fake

    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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      The thing is that this kind of thing works for people who don’t know better. I have spoken to dudes who like the abstract notion of Musk being a gamer, probably because it wasn’t apparent to them that his Path of Exile account was so obviously boosted. Similarly, a script-kiddie can seem like a skilled programmer to people who have little knowledge of programming

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    did he just delete his brain via neuralink?

    • The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
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      dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/neuralink bs=5G

    • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      can’t delete what you don’t have

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    Woke mind found at loopback interface

    Wokemind deleted

    Now let’s traceroute a fucking loopback of something you deleted…

    It’s not funny, it’s not smart but it definitely is Elon.

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    Please do notice that he replied to himself a month after the fact. He was cooking that up for an entire month 😹

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      And still couldn’t figure out how it works.
      What a pathetic loser 😹

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      It just took a month to connect to his own brain.

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      Without even realizing that rm -rf works on posix filesystems which are not directly exposed at osi layer 3.

      This is the brilliant scientific mind that wants to take humanity to mars. 🙄

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        Waddaya mean we can’t just arbitrarily delete stuff of a public server once we know its ip address? It’s not fair! 😡

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          You’d expect musk of all people to know you need to spend 45 billion to buy the server first.

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        No, this is the rich, entitled asshole who wants to severely underpay brilliant scientific minds to take humanity to Mars.

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    good god he wrote two lines and they’re both dumb as fuck

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    Sounds like Muskrat can’t remove the virus it as it deleted the RM command.

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      GASP the virus is in the user!

      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        sudo rm -rf elonmusk

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          Wait, woke isn’t a virus but Elon is?

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            🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

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            Deny, Defend, Depose

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    Elon you found the Virus in your brain. Now do “rm -rf /”!!!

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    did he just attempt to fix a virus on his system by only deleting the containing folder and being like well that’s that

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      That command would remove everything in the folder, and every subfolder. But yeah pretty dumb.

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    This is a freshman CS/IT major’s attempt at humor. Most of us learn and grow out of it and/or get the memes right, but Elon isn’t smart and isn’t actually capable of understanding how stupid this looks

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      No IT major would fuck the syntax like that, this is a script kiddie hooting through a mouthful of cheetos

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        Musk has no teal programming credentials to speak of I thought. His degree(s) are physics and economics.

        • sir_pronoun@lemmy.worldBanned
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          Funnily enough he doesn’t even have a physics degree. He has been wrongly claiming that forever, and one joke is that’s one reason he bought Twitter, because the guys there wouldn’t shut up about that

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            That’s why the plural is in parenthesis.

            He bought Twitter because he had to. He made a legally binding offer to purchase it at a soecific price per share as a joke and then was forced to follow through because Jack Dorsey et al did not take it as a joke.

            Elon’s forced purchase of Twitter is proof how dumb he can be.

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          Going of memories:

          Didn’t he write a codebase that was so bad, that paypal throw it out when they realized what they had bought.
          Also did he finish his physics bachelor?

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            Yes he did write bad code. I don’t believe the degree was even offered at that time as economics and physics are different departments

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