These erections are rigged!
You meant to say “ligged”, right?
I’m saying someone may have toyed with the erection results.
Erectioneering, you say?
Diddling erection results is dangerous
I’m about to be 40. I smoke. I don’t exercise. I eat like shit.
I get erections like I was still in puberty and am horny pretty much 24/7. When the fuck does this shit stop?
I’m 47 and still get morning wood and very horny 24/7 it’s normal for you if it’s always been how you are.
Just so you know though. I exercise and eat right. Smoking, not exercising and eating like shit are all taxes against your future self.
Hey, for real, tho. You should quit smoking. Just get the starter pack of chantix, follow the directions, and be sure to eat before taking it. It’s really not that hard and the stupid chantix side effects go away once you stopped taking it.
I want to see this happen. You can do it. And if trump brings down the whole house we can both go grab a pack of cigs.
Time to check your prostate. Could be hormonal imbalance.
I check it daily. Doesn’t feel any different. 🤷🏻♂️
Got any kids?
why would you want it to stop…?
When depression sets in…
Especially when you take certain meds for it…
Yeah… Neither helped. Any other solutions?
You can get really cheap Viagra online. It’s awesome. Downtime between rounds is like five minutes.
I think you missed the point
Sure did. Lost the plot of the thread because I was replying to a bunch of comments. Enjoy your libido while you have it.
Nah, they don’t stop the errections. They just stop you from comming. You can still be horny as hell, there’s just no release.
What I take doesn’t stop me from getting an erection or having an orgasm at all, I just rarely think about sex. Libido is very low. I still love sex. I very rarely masturbate.
On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn’t find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood
SUBSCRIBE
Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?
So many questions.
Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.
I’m sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually
Didn’t think you were serious.
Lol and you’re downloading it!
Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it…
I guess it might help if you’re concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.
Huh, ED caused by depression…never knew those were linked.
Interesting info, thank you.
And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There’s nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don’t even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.
I’d be shocked if they weren’t linked.
I never really read up on it, even though i should.
The wife’s chronically depressed and i’m not doing much better either.
Really ? I don’t think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up
Yep, thats the one
Edit: lol you’re downloading it?
lol you’re downloading it
As they should
Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What’s there to chart?
Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.
encouraging collaboration and innovation
Yes, let’s “collaborate” in regard to our morning wood.
“Hay bro, would you mind ‘innovating’ with my erection this morning? No homo”
ew
If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet
Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.
That’s just Canada
Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.
What a fucking weirdo.
Apparently he is a narcissist
Fucking weirdos
Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?
i think most people don’t really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you’d like to go on living as well.
I don’t want to die, but living forever sounds exhausting.
if you don’t want to die now, and you don’t want to live forever, is there some specific age/time you would like to die, if you didn’t have to?
It’s an interesting question.
After thinking over it briefly, I believe I’d like to die when I’m ready to die. I can’t declare in advance when that would be age- or time-wise and I can’t even necessarily define the conditions that would make me feel ready, as I’ve never yet felt ready to die.
Right now, I have a little kid and a decent quality of life. I don’t want to die until my kid can be on their own and I don’t think I’d want to live after my quality of life declined past a certain point though, again, I can’t say yet what that point would be.
I’m sorry, I know this is an unsatisfactory answer, but it’s the best I have at the moment. I’ll try to pontificate on the matter and get back to you if I come up with anything better.
I don’t wanna live forever. But the act of dying is usually pretty horrible, so I wanna push that off as long as possible.
pushing off dying as long as possible, if done successfully, is living forever though? do you not see the contradiction in what you wrote?
No. Humans aren’t psychically able to be immortal without genetic engineering, which as far as the public knows, we don’t have yet. Certain death is currently hard codded into our genes. Since I wasn’t genetically modified as an embryo, I cannot live forever.
Idk, if I could live forever, I’d like to witness the history of humanity, ala Doctor Who.
Would you like to live one extra year than your otherwise normal lifespan? Yeah?
Yeah that’s pretty much why.
No, there’s too many dudes like him on the planet.
Clear them out and we’ll readdress the question.
I want optional mortality, yes. https://www.fullmoon.nu/Resurrection/PrimarySpecies.html
But, I gotta say, I don’t want to spend literally all my time just surviving, which seems to be this anti-aging zealot’s day.
Living day-to-day life like a Diablo minmaxer.
Freddy, is that you?
…who the fuck cares?
The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.
Weekly.
Dude is a fucking moron.
It’s like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you’ve ever felt.
I’m going to laugh when he dies of self inflicted dick infection.
9.5 out of 10. In his dick.
Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that’s what it takes?
Probably because he knows he can’t take his wealth with him in death.
What’s the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can’t be pointlessly wealthy forever?
“You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis.”
Sounds like a cursed genie wish.
Absofuckinglutely not
What’s the quality of my life? Like 20s forever or do I still age?
Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.
You sure, bro? You missing out.
grabs dick as another firey torrent surges through his body
My guess is he wants to live forever because he feels he has made no contribution to the world, or does not feel a sense of fulfillment and purpose from raising his family. Maybe he feels cracking the secret could be his contribution, or maybe he thinks he can find meaning in his life, given enough time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bFnZsvh6pw posits that it’s because he was raised believing in eternal life through the church, and lost his faith but still wants eternal life.
thanks for recommending this channel, seems right up my alley!
Get it early on Nebula! https://nebula.tv/lilyalexandre
If you haven’t tried Nebula, PM me, and I think I still have a guest pass for a free week.
Props for linking to that video; it’s so good.
I saw that video on Nebula and it was the first I’d heard of this dude, but I still found the video fascinating.
It sounds like the dude just has a CBT fetish and doesn’t want to admit it.
I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.
Yeah, that’s a perfectly normal thing to do.
Sucks for this guy. I’m close to his age, I drank and smoked heavily for years and I look about the age he does
How about your penis?
Permanently flaccid
Nice
We need to get you on a strict penis rejuvenation regiment, immediately!
He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich
Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn’t say of what.
Screw that health food shit, I want fucking bar food.
Super gross
