when i was your age my ip address was the location of your outhouse

stop staring at the dick hole

then you can punch yourself in the dick

let me rephrase if y’all call it the euro i’m gonna make fun of y’all you can do better.

you legitimately think most of us are making 700k pretax? can i have some of your drugs? that’s like, less than 1% of my country makes that, not just 1% of the world

BEAUTIFUL PLUMAGE

COME SEE THE BIG HAIRY ASSED FECKING THE BAD F WORD WORSE THAN THE F WORD, YOU KNOW, PARROTS OF BASTARD BOLLOCKS LINCOLNSHIRE I STICK THIS FECKING PITCHFORK UP YOUR HOLE PARROTS

there’s enough information in their comment to find it, and i myself have posted links to it four or five times. it’s on project gutenberg in several formats (html, epub, and pdf with chapters). if you don’t have the energy to do a google search, i’m not sure you have the energy to resist.

and if you do have access and they found out you used it to spy on your kids then you’re probably getting fired.

I mean that’s what they tell us, and they do a token firing for this shit every now and then, but every PO I’ve known has done blatantly illegal background checks on people for shits and giggles (not just digging through PACER for fun, using tools you and I can’t access) and felt comfortable enough doing them in front of me when I barely knew them.

One of my college friends, his dad was an nsa agent. Truth is, he didn’t want to do that shit at home so he didn’t. When I was an accountant, my wife balanced the checkbook so I didn’t have to be an accountant at home. That kind of thing.

I am an absurdist. Rebellion is a way of life and a major tenet in my fancy made up religion. Find out your risk tolerance. Figure out small ways you can rebel without putting your loved ones in harm’s way and minimizing the risk to yourself. From as little as turning graffiti swastikas to LOVE WINS and giving Krasnov stickers little mustaches to finding, following, and whistling at ICE when they’re anywhere near your community. Sign up with the Black Panthers for community patrolling and stay safe. Get out there, get to know your neighbors and simply build community relationships. Everything that They (you know They) are trying to destroy, rebel by building it and alternatives back up.

I liked the first season of dark matter. Can’t remember where it fell off but I liked the beginning

Currently rewatching twin peaks so I can get the new season without 25 year memory gap, also just started star trek strange new worlds with my wife because she hasn’t watched much trek

Peaceful? You forget about the apartment building they tried to burn down?

Weren’t we told these were made with a speed governor so if they were installed on drones they’d stop working? And oh look at that the Russian government doesn’t have that limitation? I WONDER WHY this person has access to our national security apparatus

I love my fluance

Because they’re in LA. no other reason.

Just tuck your socks into your pants when the rats come running and you’ll be fine

Yeah pretty much that. A bad song that was written with daddy’s money, recorded with daddy’s money, filmed with daddy’s money, distributed with daddy’s money, that’s the impression it left. And it was being blasted in our faces everywhere.

As a very mediocre (then-professional and not making much money) musician it left a very bitter taste in my mouth. Granted some of it was jealousy, because I was in one of the ten top groups in the world in my genre and still no one who didn’t play in our genre locally knew who we were. Shit, if just one of our songs could get that kind of airtime… Anyways. I’ve moved on to smaller and better things.

Popcorn is great. It’s like fiber, butter, salt and spices.

Been snacking on pita, labne (Lebanese yogurt I love it it has just a hint of the taste of cream cheese but it’s light and quot like yogurt) and toum (ingredients: garlic, oil, lemon juice, salt, magic). I imagine it’s doing great things for my cholesterol and vampire infestation.

Oh! And there’s the only one pounds bag of gummi worms. That’s healthy because shut up.

Wife likes putting peas (with some BBQ rub on em, brush on a little oil or get em damp if you want the rub to actually stick) in the air fryer, she says it makes em poop

MOINKs ate pretty great if you want to put the time into it

3.5 now