The only good nazi is a dead nazi. What games are the best for taking them out?
India Jones and the Great Circle was a good start, and I’m considering Sniper Elite VR for the highly detailed nazi carnage. Wondering what other nazi-killing favorites are out there.
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Hide and go seek.
Wolfenstien
Even setting aside all of the gore and cruel executions, BJ’s growling inner commentary is a great mood-setter for that game.
Oh, the two-pack on PSN is only $7.50 right now. I think I’ll pick it up.
Noice! Ya know I’ve never actually played Wolfenstein haha. But I want to!
They’re good games.
I grow fat on all those chicken dinners on the original.
Loved both of the newer ones. Great story and Nazi killing
all 3 of em!
+1 for both new wolfensteins. so rare for both the action and the story in a game to be top notch
The New Order was mind-blowing when I first played it
Honestly still is. Best FPS since HL2. Love the cutting tool.
Wolfenstein 2009 is underrated
Lately I’ve been playing the Rise of the Triade remake, I’m a retro kind of old guy anyways.
Man, I loved that game (the DOS original)! I don’t remember the baddies being Nazis, but it would fit what I do remember from the rest of the game.
Just looked it up (it was originally called “Wolfenstein 3D II: the Rise of the Triad”):
In order to keep as many of the numerous game assets the team had already created from going to waste, Tom Hall came up with a new storyline which still incorporated the Nazi themes seen in the Wolfenstein series, however they would ultimately depart from plotlines involving Nazis, with the final narrative concerning a cult apparently inspired by the Californian folk legend of the Dark Watchers or ‘los vigilantes oscuros’.
Neat!
Edit: aw, man, quote your sources, ffs!
Ah you know what? I didn’t even realize that. I thought they were Nazis this whole time
Hearts of iron 3 and 4, Wolfenstein gets a bit lost in glorifying their aesthetic but is very fun
Any game where you can do a texture replacement and fix all of the enemies to have elon’s face
Nazi zombies, it shows them as the monsters they really are.
Blow out Hitlers ball in Sniper Elite. Can’t get better than that really. Or can you?
What is your obsession with nazis?
No obsession. It’s just that they’re trying to gain power again, and the whole world already slapped them down for it. As a pacifist, it’s cathartic for me to destroy them digitally while we are still at the point where it’s unnecessary for the global masses to take up arms against them once again.
Red Dead Redemption 2.
OK hear me out.
Sure the game’s setting predates the Nazis and there are none to kill in the game. However, there is an entire inexhaustible faction of Confederates to murder. But even better than that, the game gives you several opportunities to stumble on a Klan meeting.
These encounters are special because they’re a sandbox for creative butchery and guiltless massacre. Even the game’s honor system looks the other way while you toss a gallon of liquor onto the burning cross, dousing the Grand Dragon and all his Cyclopses, sending them in a screeching panic, fully engulfed, off a nearby cliff just like that dude in Lord of the Rings.
Evey time I run into the RDR2 version of the KKK (Lemoyne Raiders?) I get so giddy and happy that I get the opportunity to find a new, creative, fun way to kill them all.
Probably favorite is to hogtie the ones I can keep alive, toss all the live and dead ones into a single pile, then light it on fire
Lemoyne Raiders aren’t the Klan. There’s actual klansmen too. You have to find them at night in the woods near Lemoyne, but they’re never associated with the raiders.
Also, if you just watch them they accidentally light themselves on fire.
It also has that one dude on the street in saint denis who
minor side character spoiler
is pushing his eugenics book.
I save my molotovs for that guy and his books
Hearts of Iron 4 is also fun. You can take on the entire third reictb
Bionic Commando
It’s about an army of neo-nazis trying to resurrect Hitler
It’s a platformer but you can’t jump in it, only use a grappling hook
Doesn’t it also end with you literally exploding Hitler’s face?
Brutal Wolfenstein is a great mod for GZDoom (and free with freedoom). Imagine the original wolfenstein but you get to stain the walls with the blood of nazis. The difficulty is significantly increased, weapons hit harder, and everything is better.
Peek a bomb, hide and go trip on a landmine, irl frogger, don’t wake der führer, And finally, Candyland Hansel and Gretel edition.
Pavlov VR, if you are better than the enemy team that is.
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