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“Pfff. Mondays, huh?”
Sue the engineer.
shit got fucked
I wasn’t here
Want a blowie?
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
Good luck Jim
“I told you.”
Did you see the mess that overnight left?
Not my problem
This osha violation
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
All right
oops ididit again
Time to drink
it wasn’t me
Ah, the Shaggy defense