It’s disgusting. Is it? Honey comes from a bee’s behind. Milk comes from a COW’S behind. And have you ever used toothpaste?
Who’s behind does that come from?
I vaguely know that you’re quoting Futurama, but what about toothpaste? I don’t think they’re made with animal body fluids
lol this is great
You’ve given me nightmares, thanks
TIL: Santa’s little helper is actually his own prolapsed anus.
Santa mutated by the T-Virus.
Lol, this is like “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots.
Can you not? At least wait until December…
It’s kind of in disorder isn’t it?
That feeling when you wake up Christmas morning to find your chimney all gaped-out and smeared with lube.
A terrible day to be literate
My father died from a lubed up chimney.
He slipped and broke his neck and we didn’t find him for days until he started to stink.
Dune 3 gonna be lit
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It makes a lot of sense actually.
With that face I could imagine it being a large foreskin instead.
So he’s eating all the milk and cookies up his prehensile cloaca?
He likes the ones that make their own gravy.
Wimmy wam wam wazzle! Ho!
Well this could use a nsfw tag lmao creepy af
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
(sorry, I had to)
