You’re referring to my dentist! Like how can you be a snob and also have clients that let you drill their teeth out? It takes whatever I used to be. But now I’m going to get me a new dentist lol.

You mean people? Regular people getting X, then getting sues by Elon for suffering from X.

That was fun and I missed it! Darn.

But I heard that close by we had this happen:

https://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2024/12/12/detectives-investigate-deadly-shooting-in-lake-city/

The Seattle area is full of the craziest normal looking people ever.

Just the tip and only for a minute Turner. Ohhh! Brock Allen Turner, the rapist!

Some asshat cop somewhere…Actually the real hero is…fill in the blank with non hero but actual asshole here.

But he can try?

Hey, take my wife for example. No, really, please! I’m begging.

Trump is looking into this delusionality thing.

Free Luigi!

So which bus did he take for the commute?

Free Luigi! He didn’t to it, but if he did I would still vote for him on the next presidential election because that’s where we are now. One more presidential requirement…must be a criminal.

Just play along… If that fuck does even 1% of this we should be so Lucky.

Trump: hey! I got an idea that could lower those prices and fix our borders…we will bring enough migrants in to be able to plant, care for and harvest our food crops which are not easily automated! In return the migrants may eventually become residents or citizens. We’ll have the best migrants only by asking them questions before bringing them in such as…do you work hard or are you hardly working and happy to see me? It will be the best question ever asked of any one. And to the bad Compadres, we will tell them “you’re fired” ha ha ha! It will be the best. Best carrots and apples and oranges we have ever tasted…we will also have water desalination plants to water all the crops. And we will donate our surplus to countries like Ukraine who may need support for a while.

I think the brows are awesome.

Yeah, our IT is two guys.

So, funny story, I had my foreskin mummified the other day. Have you guys seen it? I smeared some pineapple cotton candy mixed with motor oil on it…accidentally.

I tried. It got worse because there was a crack in the plastic. Now I got Windows on my desk and it’s spilling on the floor. Scotch tape won’t hold much longer!

Unless you got a baby. Like you need to be in an accident that will take 9 months to conclude…say you’re the only female astronaut going to the space station for a weekend on a Boeing starliner spacecraft but it starts leaking helium. What would you do if you suddenly needed to pay for inter spacial health care but open enrollment was a month ago? I don’t known what, but I’d start gathering tungsten parts from around the craft and I’d take some spacewalks at strategic times to loose said parts straight on to -toss has censored this part- and the car would roll down the hill in American movie style and we’d be laughing! Wait what about a baby! You could get pregnant in space and then you could sign up!..the baby, not you.

That’s an easy 6 billion profit! Just pick them up in an ambulance and have them overnight for an upset stomach ulcer.

Imagine those VPNs just burning porn thru the cables. Imagine the size of their blue balls just waiting for a chance to see maybe some cleavage at church!