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Aggravated I can’t find that feminization pipeline image that’s like ‘gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay… straight.’
Here you go:
Cheers.
20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I’m getting those wizard powers at 30
Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.
I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.
There are other ways of aquiring mystic arts and powers. The aforementioned is just the kost straightforward.
The council watches with great interest.
you don’t have to worry, my virginity is safe
As long as you keep it until 30 the powers are yours. You cannot be stripped of them. If you get to 40 you get even more powers. But if you lose your Virginity between 30 and 40 you keep rhe powers.
Same soon. It’s just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!
That’s a bit gay
may be fake, but it is most definitely gay.
Idk, dresses are like the no homo of garments. I think they’re good.
oh true you might be right, the dress cancels out the gay. Does this make it more or less fake though?
No, it’s pretty fake. You can tell by the anon feeling some kind of loved.
yeah naw ur right, anon could never feel emotion.
But is it fake and the OP is gay?
Me when I’m attracted to feminine, no matter the source.
username checks out
instance checks outYou’re the first lemmynsfw I spotted in the wild. Wear the horny with pride.
Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
That might be difficult. But keep trying anyway.
Sounds a bit, idk… Gay
Who cares?
Hello newfriend
Hello back to you, stranger. How ya doin’?
It was going alright but this is second time today that I’ve seen someone take an obvious joke seriously on greentext of all places. So you can imagine that it’s ruined beyond repair now
Did you laugh at it?
Do you generally laugh at your own jokes you post online? lol
I did laugh at the other joke
If I didn’t, I wouldn’t.
What is ‘ffw’
fast forward
Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.
I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.
And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.
Could have it worse, in hell they can only communicate via Xitter.
That’s debatable. I’m honestly not sure which platform talks about Trump/Musk more. It’s exhausting.
…you can communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy?
sh itjust works
Yes, that’s what’s gay about this, nothing else.
/sI mean… Nothing in this story implies femboy isn’t a fed, and just really committed to the bit.
bro is lost in the sauce
Gotta get that dna sample somehow.
Playing the long game, in anticipation of the summer’s national gay ban.
Being attracted to femboys isn’t homosexual. The attraction is to the femininity in them. Both are happy, all is good.
I apologize if any of the words are offensive or inappropriate. Someone once wrote that “femboy” is offensive, I don’t know of an alternative word.
There are only two genders: smash and pass
Smash
Nah, I think we’ve mostly reclaimed femboy at this point. IMO, people should move past gender and just identify as tops and bottoms. This greentext is a perfect union between a top and a bottom.
Aww, that’s sweet. A real modern day love story.
A modern Romeo and Romeo
More like Romeo and Romiet
Romeow
Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!
To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 “twink death” will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.
Unlike most gay men, he’s probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They’re not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend’s ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.
Have you SEEN some of the drag queens out there!? Quickest one I can think of is Monet X Change. Dudes 34 and built like a man but still damn fine looking when all dressed up.
You’re a drag fan, you’re blind to it.
Or, well, I guess that’s not necessarily universally true for all drag fans, but if you think Monet is a good counter example it’s certainly true for you. It’s exactly what I meant with “no matter how much he tries”. Monet clearly tries very hard.
Is the twink wall a thing?
I only know of twink death, twink wall sounds like the same thing.
Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.
there are no successful fem-men for good reason.
Shut the actual fuck up.
My condolences for the stray that struck your poor nerve.
Why the fuck do you believe feminine men can’t be successful? That’s so sexist.
What kind of success do you think I was talking about?
Why don’t you just tell me if you think I’ve misunderstood something?
I’ve spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress “anime?”
When it’s this one: https://static.myfigurecollection.net/upload/pictures/2019/04/11/2192078.jpeg
Exactly what I thought too
I dunno if going around in Asuka’s fit is going to make “straight” men go crazy horny, but maybe I’m not focusing enough on the crazy part. It should at least get me choked, right?
Oh, this search had motives.
The trick is if you are already good looking a sundress will only enhance it.
You won’t find an answer.
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The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.
Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.
My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I’m a little disoriented.
Heh, different kind of ERP.
Nonetheless, you have my sympathies.
I’ve worked at a number of different places that changed ERP or CRM software, and it basically always involves a 3 month period of all kinds of insane errors happening due to people being unable to figure out a new UI.
Then also all the edge cases with bespoke workaronds from the old system just collapse completely, even if the managers were told ‘hey this will break, we’re gonna need to make a new workaround, please give us time to test it’ and then the managers don’t… or, even more fun, the only guy or gal that even knew those edge cases existed, and made all the workarounds, they just quit, and then no one has any idea why a whole bunch of shit is broken.
We’re going from QuickBooks+3 other programs to an ERP, so I’m hoping the new headaches are approximately equal to the existing ones.
Godspeed.
Hope it isn’t GlobalShop. If so, good luck.
Nope
…y’know this explanation makes a lot of sense.
I said it because I’ve known quite a few zoomer hikikomori.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words… they have no idea how to pronounce them.
Why would they? No relevant use case.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words… they have no idea how to pronounce them.
my friend pronounced Meme Me-Me the other day and I about died laughing
Yeah, it’s may-may
Most people in general still cannot seem to figure out the difference between calvary and cavalry.
Both are pronounced as they are spelled.
Calvary is the hill Christ was crucified on.
Cavalry refers usually to soldiers mounted on horseback, though since the invention of helicopters, it also means infantry transported via helicopters.
This one doesn’t seem to be caused by lack of verbal usage, it seems to just be a quite common pair of words to conflate, a very minor but widespread dyslexia/dysphasia, like nuclear and nuke-you-lur.
EDIT: An example more in line with mispronouncing meme, due to never using it aloud…
I remember in middle school when the extremely bossy, overconfident girl pronounced ‘analyst’ as … anal-ist.
Oi vei, lol. Paging Dr. Proctor, paging Dr. Proctor.
Rouge vs rogue is another good one. Also, aluminum vs ah-lu-mini-um.
I’m fairly sure ‘alu-mini-um’ s the proper UK/Aussie/NZ and possibly Canadian way to pronounce it, only Americans pronounce it alu-min-um.
But yes, rogue vs rouge is another one people mix up all the time.
aluminium is as far as im concerned, the incorrect way to spell that word, im pretty sure it’s a regional thing at this point.
I wonder how long the “pretends” remains a thing
Depends on the pretense, presumably.
Edit: Wrong one
The cis male urge to:
The cis male urge to:
Posted the wrong one before
Approximately half a line
Thank god they censored apeshit
🚨 This way, officer… That’s the one who used the swearwords. 😱
Language, motherfucker! 😡
Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20
Gay: He’s pinning a Discord femboy
