Earth’s gravity has been rounded up to a nice even 10m/s/s

It’s +45C (+113F) in my city right now

Mother of god

It will never catch on.

I showed you my beans plz respond

Classic Nadakowski

You could use them to secure some steel rails to large wooden sleepers, and then transport goods and people on carriages that roll upon the rails.

And billionaires

“It is a less significant thing I do, than I have ever done.”

Well it seems like that would be the antithesis of dull men’s club.

That’s Chuck Norris

Dad is an alcoholic. Mum is psychologically tormenting everyone. Older half brother really wants to fuck.

“Oh hi Mark…”

Post about how your breasts behaved wile bungee jumping on dull men’s club

Same way you learn the water content of any vegetable. Weigh it, then stick it in a kiln at 100 degrees for a few weeks, then weigh it again.

🤝 our governments are committing war crimes

Hindus believe in a universal consciousness, of which there are many facets which manifest deities such as Vishnu, Brahma and Shiva, but there are dozens, and their wives. People pray to one for financial matters, another for health, and another for happiness.

Ultimately though, the peak of divinity is not asking for anything, but contemplating the divine spirit, the universal consciousness and accepting that he is within uus, and we are within him, and that our lives are karma-bound, and benevolence towards others regardless of our station in life is the only goal and the only way to move up the karmic ladder towards eventual oneness with the UC. Yogis believe they can speedrun the karmic ladder, for want of a better term.

Full disclosure, I’m a hon-hindu white boy

Edit: The audiobook Everyday Gita, by Sunita Pant Bansal is an excellent, down to earth, non-preachy guide to Hinduism and my main source for this description. I don’t agree with everything in it, as it defends the indian caste system and seems to defend capitalism and tolerates billionaires, but it’s still a useful text/audiobook

You luckily have an abbreviation in your DNA that means your tellemeres don’t shorten. You can’t age. You reach 87000 years old. Humans have gone extinct. You are trapped alone on a dead earth. You try to shoot yourself but the gun misfires. You jump off w cliff, but a sudden updraft catches you and you land safely. In this multiverse, luck is now objective.

I will reply to this comment over Tor. Please expect the response to arrive in 7-10 business days.

And a cat flap