The pitch is a bitter response to President Trump’s plan to purchase Greenland, which Denmark currently owns.
Jesus titty fucking christ how obliviously ignorant do you have to be to not realize the satirical nature-…
Oh, nvm when will the boomers fucking die already
Yes please. If you could finalize the deal before April 15 that would be very helpful.
What’s happening on April 15?
Tax day….
oh, I’m not american so I don’t know your tax days.
It was more of a sigh… Collective sigh from all Americans. Not saying you’re bad because you didn’t know.
California accepts denmark’s bid. Please.
Honestly Washington State is the one I’d buy, but given the weird conservative obsession with beating up on California you can probably get a better deal.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
I hope they change the name to Hyggewood
I like how this underscores what a joke they think Trump is.
Can I offer you some hygge in these trying times?
Ok so the Danes get the west, Canada gets the north, Mexico gets as much of the south as they want, and the rest can be The United States Of Trump until it gets destroyed
I think we’re okay with letting Cascadia chart its own course and we hope to make use of its can-mex rail link.
Can you give some back to the First Nations people?
I wish. Unfortunately none of the governments staking claims give a shit about them.
Sorry, we’re still only breaking treaties.
All the USofT will be First Nations Land after the civil war.
He’ll probably jump at the opportunity.
Please let this happen.
Friendly reminder that there are quite a few red states that literally would not survive without the tax revenue from California propping them up.
Please! Please do it!
California should offer itself to sell to Canada already
Not interested, thanks. Or if you do come, can we ship the silicon valley tech bros into the sun first?
I wanna carve out Philly and submit myself to whichever EU nation is willing to take us. We voted against the fascist by double digit margin, and in the last mayoral democratic primary, a pluality of us voted for the progressive candidates (but the votes split on two of the progressive democrats so they both lost, thanks FPTP).
This just in population of California grows by approx. 277 million people.
