Dav09@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 天前Unicornsmander.xyzimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1641arrow-down18cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1633arrow-down1imageUnicornsmander.xyzDav09@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 天前message-square42fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareDamionsipher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·3 天前Why a swordfish when narwhals exist!? https://images.app.goo.gl/bjqptE9WzdJFoKw87
minus-squarepiccolo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down2·edit-23 天前Because it says high speed underwater unicorn… narwhals top at 4kph, swordfish top at 64kph.
minus-squareDamionsipher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 天前I’ll take a slow actual water unicorn over some billed fish anyway, regardless of speed.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down3·3 天前if a narwhal is a unicorn then so is a warthog
minus-squareDamionsipher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 天前Narwhals have a single horn sticking out of their face from between their eyes. A Warthog has two tusks sticking out from either side of their mouth. At least their both mammals.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 天前both narwhals and warthogs can have their teeth pierce the tops of their heads as they grow
minus-squareDamionsipher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 天前Can you explain why every unicorn horn I’ve ever seen much more closely resembles a narwhal tusk than a rhino’s horn? Are unicorn horns even horns?!
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 天前narwhal tusks are teeth but rhino horns are hair
minus-squareDamionsipher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 天前But what about unicorns?! Are they tusks or horns?!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 天前The narwhal “horn” is actually a tusk, and rarely they can have two.
minus-squareDamionsipher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 天前Fair point. Still more of a horn than a fish bill.
minus-squareDamionsipher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 天前Only if the meme includes a side of bacon
Why a swordfish when narwhals exist!? https://images.app.goo.gl/bjqptE9WzdJFoKw87
They were causing too much of a commotion
Because it says high speed underwater unicorn… narwhals top at 4kph, swordfish top at 64kph.
I’ll take a slow actual water unicorn over some billed fish anyway, regardless of speed.
if a narwhal is a unicorn then so is a warthog
Narwhals have a single horn sticking out of their face from between their eyes. A Warthog has two tusks sticking out from either side of their mouth. At least their both mammals.
both narwhals and warthogs can have their teeth pierce the tops of their heads as they grow
Can you explain why every unicorn horn I’ve ever seen much more closely resembles a narwhal tusk than a rhino’s horn? Are unicorn horns even horns?!
narwhal tusks are teeth but rhino horns are hair
But what about unicorns?! Are they tusks or horns?!
The narwhal “horn” is actually a tusk, and rarely they can have two.
Fair point. Still more of a horn than a fish bill.
Because you will summon…them.
Only if the meme includes a side of bacon
At midnight. /scratches neckbeard
I understood the reference. /Feels old