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In my country the joke would be most likely “moses has passed here” but i think the speed one works better. Considering the usual stereotype of turtles being slow. ( which i don’t get since i’ve seen water turtles be absolute menaces on land. Not the fastest. But WAY faster than one would expect)
No flames? Pathetic
That dude don’t give a fuck
Forgot to name it Sanic the Tortoise
DEN WHY IZN’T IT RED?
Sponsored by McLaren.
Orange iz kombination uv red an yellow, so it powerful an fast. An’ turtle best green like best ork.
IT IZ A SUPER KREATURE!
‘Da stripe iz red derefore it’s fasta.
It needs to be faster, but three times faster would just be excessive.
Spoiler alert!
Turtle go brrrrr.
Turtle GT
Fun fact, turtle racing is/was a thing. And it uses painted turtles
