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      2 days ago

      Didn’t you receive your welcome kit in the mail after your SO had a confirmed pregnancy? Additional training opportunities are discussed on page 420 of the handbook

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      Usually you make your first dad joke when your kid is born. If it didn’t happen for you, you might need to go back and ask the doctor to hold you upside down and slap you on the ass.