Summary
Donald Trump reportedly alarmed advisers by requesting that the original Declaration of Independence be moved into the Oval Office.
Aides pointed out the security and preservation challenges, as the document is stored in a high-security case at the National Archives.
Trump later shifted his focus to relocating a historical copy instead.
The request is part of his efforts to reshape the White House and plan celebrations for the Declaration’s 250th anniversary.
He’s probably wanting to read the list of grievances against King George and trying to figure out which ones he hasn’t done yet.
Well, if he could read, that is.
There is no chance in hell that he knows who King George is/was.
I bet he’s planning on eating it.
Trump would eat torn up documents in the Oval Office, ex-White House aide claims
How the fuck have I not heard of this yet?
Because there’s a million things constantly happening and no one person can keep up with the tsunami of bullshit.
You might even say that the zone has been flooded with shit, even - Bannon’s gotta be proud
Because “ex white house aides” can claim all kinds of ridiculous shit.
I didn’t say I believed it. But I do think it’s funny as shit!
He’s gotta get his fiber from somewhere, it sure as hell isn’t coming from all the McDonald’s he eats…
He doesn’t think the Constitution exists, so I guess this makes sense?
Nicholas Cage is ALSO controlling drumpf now? Dude is like one of those Muppets with one person doing the voice, another the mouth, and two other people are working the hands. Makes for an impressive illusion
Oh no, he found out countries play by Capture-the-Flag rules with our founding documents. He’s going to hand it over like it’s the deed to America and we’ll all be cooked— cooked, I say!
“possession is 9/10s of the law”
This is Saul Goodman level decorating
Nice document you’ve got there. Real shame if something happened to it. 🇬🇧
Seriously, though, is it too late to rescind the declaration? If we’re gonna have a king no matter what, I’d rather have King Charles.
Saxe-Coburg and Gotha playing the long game
Next stop: Mar-a-lago basement where it will be destroyed when the pool floods.
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Out of sight, out of mind.
Don’t worry, he’ll just use his sharpie to fix a few things.
Let him do it. We can write a new one
Can we get a parliamentary system or fix congress with the new constitution please?
Just put the comics section out of the Sunday paper in a frame for him. He won’t know the difference.
He wants to cut it into strips and use it as toilet paper.
The Atlantic highlighted that Trump has shown interest in planning the celebrations of the 250th anniversary of the declaration of independence,
All while denying people their independence.
