I might as well give up on sanity now and save what little yet remains, by lulling myself into the delusion that Trump’s statement implies not that he’s a dribbling moron, but that he’s well-acquainted with Leonard Susskind’s work on the Holographic principle.

Shit no. Unlike the MAGA’s I’m not mentally flexible enough for that level of gymnastics, and I may just have sprained my brain. Send help.