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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

hard choice

i.redd.it

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hard choice

i.redd.it

ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works
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    I’d rather be curt with curtis than blather with mathers, that man came up as a battle rapper and i know i can’t game

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    Purchase 50c worth of m&ms from 50s candy shop, then throw them at him if he tries to make me lick the lollipop.

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    Spend 50 cents with 50 cent to buy $1 worth of M&Ms to then eat with Eminem

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    I don’t want to be near either but would watch them sharing these options together.

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    M&M’s, next question.

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      I don’t even think I could hold a 30 second conversation with Eminem. I like his music but I feel we’d be like 2 aliens meeting each other. What I do know is that we’d both enjoy the hell out of those M&M’s! Hands down, better choice.

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    Would you rather Jack with Black or Black with Jack?

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    @ooli2 Why not both? Spend 50 cents to buy M&M’s 😋

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      “You can have two.”

      “Snack-sized packs?”

      “No.”

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      Have you seen the price of chocolate lately? You’d be happy to get 1 M&M for 50 cents.

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    Get tied to 2chains with two chains.

  • Devanismyname@lemmy.ca
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    Eminem seems like a pretty cool guy. Don’t know much about 50 other than that he got shot 9 times and owned vitamin water.

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    Better than meatloaf with Meatloaf I guess.

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    I dislike both.

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      Down voting exists for this reason

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        I upvote that.

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          I… upvote you. I’m too kind to downvote.

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    Hangout at the club with Seal. Or…
    oh my…

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    I’d prefer either of these than getting stung by Sting.

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      What about getting policed by The Police?

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        Or getting kinky with The Kinks?

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    Not that hard. I don’t think You can buy anything for 50c but I do like M&Ms.

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    Dickin around with lil’dicky

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