Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?
From January 1939, Superman single-handedly tears down a low-income neighborhood. He wasn’t attacking a group of political activists. He just decided that a group of homes were slums and thus worthy of being demolished.
I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.
I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…
Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?
“… earth humans…” What do you know that we don’t?
You could promise Supermán a green card - but tell him it’s the kryptonite that makes it green. He’d be in a right quandary then.
Seriously? 28 years - that’s monumentally absurd.
Superman is as American as apples.
That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.
I mean, there was that time he tore down the homes of a bunch of low income people.
Was that the MOVE bombing? Because I’m pretty sure he blamed that on a black mayor.
From January 1939, Superman single-handedly tears down a low-income neighborhood. He wasn’t attacking a group of political activists. He just decided that a group of homes were slums and thus worthy of being demolished.
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_8#Synopsis_for_Superman:_"Superman_in_the_Slums"
Lol what amazing rationale there “hmm, if I destroy it, the government will build something better almost immediately! SIMPLE!”
Superman is almost as great a menace to society as that maniac Spiderman.
…I mean, can we talk Batman?
EDIT: Also, let’s not forget this fun time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbCwq4ewBU