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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’

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Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick urged Fox News viewers to buy Tesla stock, calling CEO Elon Musk "probably the best person to bet on" he had ever met.
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    What’s the inverse Cramer strategy say right now? We’ll finally answer the question, what happens when an unimprovable slob meets an inscrutable fart.

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    Next week they’ll probably try to rename the country as United States of America sponsored by Tesla Motors.

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      United states of Tesla sounds better.

      • letsgo@lemm.ee
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        I still prefer United States of Moronica.

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      Just the year. The start of subsidized time.

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    They’re starting to reek of fear…

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    Once upon a time, Government was neutral towards brands. Or at least not as blatantly biased as Trump and Lutnick are.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Looking for bagholders lmao

  • Eggscellent@sh.itjust.works
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    Busy draining the swamp over there…

  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    There’s probably enough people who don’t know what a dividend is, or are willing to lose money to own the libs, that this might work.

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    Drain the swamp and put all the rancid stagnant sludge in government.

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      No, swamps are vital to the environment. Landfills are not.

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    So we should all short that stock… Sure

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    Tesla is the worst stock to buy rn.

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      Because of its blatant ties to fascist ideals or because its price to earnings ratio is more than 100 when it should be (and I’m being really generous and saccharinely optimistic here) more like 20?

      Or, realistically, 8ish.

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        Ignoring the moral implications, its going down really fast. Like, whenever I’m feeling down or annoyed, I just check their stock price.

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          I, too, find the schadenfreude delicious

      • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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        Or the fact that Musk was pulling Tesla resources for X.

        Or the fact that Musk

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    Yes fox viewers, you can be bag holders, do it.

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    sounds like everybody on trumpys cabinet is a salesman~

    hearing a commerce secretary salespitch just sends in bad signals.

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    So the big guys want to dump, right? Is reverse Cramer still up?

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    So how much were you paid to lie about this?

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    Encourage the public to buy it while executives unload millions, yeah, wonder why they are recommending that.

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      He literally rug pulled a shit coin and then did it again with Melania lol

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      It’s two part. Trump’s cabinet is filled with natural liars, and they love money more than life itself.

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