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Why? I thought Trump would love to dismantle the FBI so why help his ‘friend’ Musk? Okay, justice for all so the do well to investigate, but a whole taskforce? Doesn’t sound very doge to me.
Of course, the Trump administration is not intending to make the government more efficient but instead enrich themselves.
all they have to do is point at a exploded tesla (which could likely have blown up on its own) and say you did it. now you’re a terrorist. no need for charges. no habeas corpus. no due process. they just didn’t like you
that’s why
Not only do they explode but also murder mannequin children to the point that Elon Musk wants such videos shut down.
The Orange Cunt has far too few functioning braincells to have any idea what he wants. Make the FBI solve all the problems because thats what they do in the movies and fire every federal employee just for existing are not mutually exclusive concepts when your too narcissistic to tell the difference between your own head and a puppet-hand up your ass.
Few usually still means multiple and I find it hard to believe that the orangutan has more than one brain cell that still functions if even that.
Totally good use of government resources. As if this would even be necessary if DOGE wasn’t being pieces of shit
Task force for a fucking corporation.
So they solved all those serious crimes already that they can waste time on pet projects?
Task force deez nutz
Gottem
Jokes are all I have at this point. I’m going to end up in a camp or prison cell.
Yeah, honestly, I think a lot of us are.
Because honestly? Fuck being quiet. If they’re busy imprisoning me, they’re not busy executing someone else. If they’re busy executing me, well, then, I don’t really have long to worry about it
I like that way of looking at it
Nazi cars have more rights than human beings
It really makes clear exactly who the government serves these days.
These days?
You gotta admit, the last couple of hundred years have been a little fishy.
That tea party on the dock was on point tho
That’ll just make people destroy even more teslas, not less.
This is the best use of taxpayer dollars in a long time. /s
- Do they really have nothing better to do?
- They’re all supposed to be busy redacting Epstein files.
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Probably. Why commit atrocities against America if they’ll just do it themselves?
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They were never gonna do that. Trump and his buddies are on there.
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beating, deporting, and detaining pro human rights advocates and anti-fascists too.
Why do we need a task force when we already know the stock price is tanking, “full self driving” is expensive vaporware, teens are roasting Cybertruck owners1, and even Canadians (!) are vandalizing showrooms?
Oh, they meant the other way. Sorry, just read the article.
1 Don’t laugh at this one. The teens eventually come for us all. Do not ask for whom the teen roasts. Teens roasts for thee.
Are they trying to demoralize the FBI or use them as a goon squad? Why not both, I guess.
Oh good, I see that since they now have time and manpower for this it must mean that they’ve finally caught all those serial killers and human traffickers. Way to go on that 100% clearance rate, boys!
What is the easiest way to destroy a Tesla?
Just drive it around town at safe speeds?
Fuck the kids, protect TESLA.
America is a joke country.
Taxpayers money and governmental resources being used to protect some asshole’s private assets. Musk, as the richest person on Earth, apparently can’t afford private security.
He’s paid millions for the US government, he might as well use it
I still can’t believe how relatively cheap it was.
You don’t get that rich by paying your own way.
