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Child labor laws ruined this country
Weird. I’m used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻♂️
And then the car clapped
There’s person holding the baby that’s been shopped out
No I’ve seen this one before, the baby is actually standing on a stepladder and /that/ has been edited out.
I used to do the /Italics/ a lot but over here we use markdown so it’s just as easy to do *italics* like this
Habit from the old BBSes I used… Can’t be having with this new fangled “mark down” at my age.
Some frontends actually have a button that does it automatically and even puts my cursor between the marks conveniently
_This_ also works.
It does, but on Android I can (well honestly I hit the little Italics button on voyager and it does it for me, with those) just press shift 8 for *
“Mother! I yearn for the mines!”
My brain is convinced that is a plastic bag that got caught on the hose.
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”
Babys first huff of gas fumes
A 7 month old did that? Bullshit.
Ye of little faith.
Because you just got wooshed.
I know right? Have any of these posters met a baby? They’re too short for this.
I don’t know why you got downvoted, a 7 month old cannot even speak
Nothing gets past you two
My God it’s a joke
You guys downvote for this? They should have replied instead of downvoted
I had to look three times to realise that this is a child, some plastic bag hanging on the fuel pipe.
I only realised after reading your comment.
I think you’re missing a ‘not’ after the comma. Your comment was somewhat difficult to parse
LOL, yeah. I just woke up when i wrote that. Looks like my comment is as confusing as the picture :D
Bro… if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn’t even have such a balance.
This just makes me angry
Mother of the year
Because his white fit will get filthy?
I think it’s just that op can’t stand seeing such an independent woman
Because you bought the bait of an obviously photoshopped picture?
Yeah, what a shitty daughter. When I was that age I would’ve just bought my mom a new car.
This is what happens when Facebook women try to one up each other’s posts.
My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him
Damn. My 8 month old bit me.
My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.
My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.
My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
#blessed
My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
i dont think gasoline is healthy for the baby, karen
