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Pass. Let me know when it has AI and can plagiarize an essay for me, that’s what I actually use my vacuum cleaner for.
I have an earlier version of this (got it on sale from Costco, and it was the highest-rated model by Consumer Reports at the time); I love it. It’s not great for carpets, but it’s fast and easy for hardwood floors.
Would I have bought it if it needed to connect to my cell phone? Absofuckinglutely not. Not in a million fucking years. It could have been the best goddamn vacuum in the world at sucking, powered by a miniature black hole, sucking dirt to the event horizon, and I still would have passed.
I need LESS connectivity in my life, not more.
Reddit has great information on vacuum’s. The community has curated lists ranging in prices, and education surrounding the subject. According to them, you don’t want to go bagless.
That’s nothing! My reusable digital toilette paper let’s me zoom and teams into important work meetings. It even includes a 3D digital camera and digital texturizer so you can feel the other side.
Some poor engineer probably had a crisis when they realised they where wasting their life implementing shit this stupid.
Given it’s samsung, I doubt they have the time to have a crisis. Work hours for Korean tech companies can be quite insane, e.g. https://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/news/2024-06-08/business/industry/Samsung-implements-64hour-workweek-as-falling-sales-usher-crisis-mode/2063906
Yeah I don’t need Bluetooth in my toothbrush either.
Rule
Why?
FML. This reminds me I just got trn to built for reading Usenet. I’m reverting.
I want companies to make robots to vacuum for me. I don’t want them to make my own drudgery time more “convenient”.
Nobody: “Now my boss can text me any time of day even when I’m doing housework!”
Get a Roborock. I love my S7 vac + mop. I have two long haired cats and a kid. It’s awesome!
Why the fuck would someone spend a grand on a vacuum that does all that extra stupid shit?
A vacuum just needs to suck.
Yeah, so now it sucks more. Isn’t that good?
there is a point where something sucks so much it blows.
Ha, touché
I’m so glad you posted that. Otherwise I would have had to
So you can send your text messages and calls to samsung’s servers even if you don’t use their phone. You don’t like this feature? (lol)
Why it doesnt have camera for video calls?
$1000 vacuum? I rather live in filth
Tbh, I like the shark rocket vac
Even better:
Even better, if you’re doing the wash and left your phone in the other room, Samsung’s added touchscreens to its washers and dryers, including the new Bespoke AI Laundry Vented Combo washer / dryer ($3,099). This lets you answer a call directly on the built-in 7-inch LCD screen.
You can take calls with your clothes dryer!
“Hello?”
“Hey Dave…wait what’s that noise?”
“Oh that’s my washer and dryer going.”
“Can you move to the other room? I can’t hear you very well.”
“No, the call is on my washer.”
“WHAT?”
I have taken calls while loading my dryer, and it’s fucking stupid to not wait. I took advantage of advanced technology called a “pocket” to carry my “mobile” device
Sounds like The Perfect Product!
/s
There is no world in which the barely marginal convenience outweighs the additional cost (and near certain privacy invasion of a microphone equipped dryer).
not to mention, why would you even want to start a conversation that could run on indefinitely and keep you hostage in your laundry room. nothing about this makes sense if you think about it for 5 seconds.
But wait… There’s more!
