Whaaaaaaaaaaaat noooooooooooo, that can’t be right. Who other than every single person alive saw that coming?
Hopefully, they will televise it and trump will say “You’re fired” right before they pull the switch. That would be on par with the shitshow circus we live in these days.
Edit: added to the bit
Kill 24 normal citizens in a mass shooting in a Walmart, plea deal. Allegedly Kill 1 billionaire, death penalty
In Texas, you can shoot a guy in a wheelchair in between child molestations and the Governor while shake your hand while he pardons you.
Until of course the guy in the wheelchair is the Governor.
I don’t think he was a billionaire. But his job was a nasty one that did please billionaires.
He was nasty. No one who isn’t could have done that job.
Indications seem to be high 8 to low 9 figs. There is a fucking ocean between “not billionaire” and “average guy”. Also, obligatory fuck Brian Thompson.
Fuck him indeed. He got what was coming to him. I had no idea who he was until he was shot and I instantly hated him.
I’m sure this kind of thing is what occupies the broligarchs’ brains at least 90% of the time…
If we live in a country where a child can get ran over or shot every day and nobody gets prison time for it, we can set a man free who kills a serial killer that preys on the poor and injured for profit.
That corrupt piece of shit that dropped the trump University case for fifty bucks and a case of Boone’s Farm wants the DoJ to pursue the death penalty for a homicide. Sure. Best timeline ever.
Higher burden of proof on a case that already has improperly collected evidence? Sure thing, go ahead and virtue signal to the right that you’re still the party of law and order. The billionaires should still be scared after reading this.
The death of one, a tragedy. The death of millions, statistics.
death of millions for profit - solid business practice, congratulations and see you again at next shareholder meeting
I remember this quote from Blade 3!
This has a potentially significant chance of backfiring, as it is more difficult to get a jury to convict when the death penalty is at stake.
He should have used a car to run him down.
If he had run him over with a 12 ton Chrysler F750 or whatever he’d be walking the streets today
exactly. If you want to kill someone, just use a car. Obligatory fuck cars!
We all now know for sure what scares them.
the jury’s sleepless we found your weakness
If everything is the death penalty we might as well do everything.
This is straight up Diogenes. As in, same problem for the last 2300 years.
The punishment for stealing from the king’s garden is death.
The punishment for killing the king so everyone may eat from it is death.
Might as well go for the most effective use of your life.
Wouldn’t be anything left to lose
So they basically admit it is about revenge, not justice? How dare someone of the working class attack someone clearly superior! We must punish this worthless creature to put them into their rightful place at the bottom of the taxpaying pyramid!
…scheme.
Called it weeks ago. He’ll be long dead before then though. Almost certainly due to a prison shank. Mmw.
I think it’s more likely that he’ll hang himself, but I guess there’s a chance that he’ll stab himself dozens of times in the neck and chest.
I think everyone in prison likes him actually 😂
The cameras will call in sick to work that day.
I wonder if these maga fuckheads have mirrors at home.
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Oh god, today is April Fools Day. Good job, man, ya got me!
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