I guess that every election now will have a referendum to amend the state constitution for funsies. Let’s add Chapter 1 of the statutes—Sovereignty and Jurisdiction of the State—since that seems pretty important. Maybe the state symbols? I mean, nothing’s more patriotic than the American Robin. Let’s get the lyrics to “On, Wisconsin!” in there, too. That, and the 2025 Green Bay Packers schedule definitely should be in the constitution, and we can add 2026 next year.

Now that it’s an open ledger, what other random crap should we put into our foundational document?