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    7 days ago

    When you’re that gross to look at, you’d think he’d want to avoid reminding people that that is what he looks like but no…

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    These are the same cards that used to require 1 million in cash and 4 million in small business investment with proven local employees right?

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    LMFAO, if I was rich, I’ll just go to some EU country. Yes I probably get taxed like hell, but still, people are happier which means there’s less resentment towards rich people, which means I’m much less likely to get Luigi’d. Win-Win. And the obvious, no fascism, no falling out of windows.

    (If I was like really rich, I’ll probably donate money on top of the taxes, since I wouldn’t be able to use it all anyways.)

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      There is substantial resentment on my side against rich oligarchs buying up German real estate and causing the COL crisis we are currently in.

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    One of the most worthless human beings to ever walk the earth. What a disaster. First it’s a Tesla yard sale on the White House front lawn and now it’s a monopoly gold card with that ugly Nazis face adorned in it.

    Dude is craving attention so much that he needed to put his face on something.

    His face should be centred inside of a bullseye.

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      I mean he’s more like the ancient emperor’s than anything else. I see a Julius Caesar moment coming. I don’t condone it but people are just on the brink of losing everything and there’s going to be a retiree that will have nothing to lose soon.

      So no, he isn’t the dumbest. There were quite a lot of them that we know about. He’s just our dumb one. Ugh.

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    Well, for 5 million it’ll be a hard choice.

    But I’ll take the money and come over if you want it so much orange man.

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    Question: We have recently seen that the government can and will revoke green cards at will, why would anybody be interested in this knowing that it offers them at best ephemeral protections.

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      It’s not about citizenship, it’s about access. They know that it doesn’t guarantee citizenship or protection, that’s what the rest of their money is for.

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      Money guarantees that. You know who doesn’t have 5 million bucks? A student studying in USA who might protest against genocide in Gaza. You know who has 5 millions? People like Venesuelan cartel members.

      This is just asinine and reeks of similar level of greed as selling bath water to thirsty horny teenagers. It’s no fucking different. It’s just a gold card with ugly Trump’s face for a lot more money.

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          Well I wasn’t think of that BEFORE you posted…but I am NOW!!!

          UGH!!! Now I’m wondering if the bath water washes off his suntan and turns the water orange. YOU DID THIS!!! YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD!!!

          burns your house down

          No jury would convict me.

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            And in 1 week time you’ll see news with Trump selling his bath water in front of White House lmao

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    Why would an immigrant want to come here right now? Trump just sent a bunch of people to El Salvador to rot in prison with no due process. A fancy card wouldn’t save them any more than the court order saved Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia.

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    Ultra high cost of living about to go through the roof higher. Hitler level loyalty oath required to not be harassed, and even campaigners have gotten face eaten by leopard deportation or fired. There are many cheaper places in world to live in, without having to pay as much for access.

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    how is this not the onion is sounds EXACTLY like an onion article even moreso than any other ive ever seen