If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your week or is your week over?
If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your month or is your month over?
If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your life or is your life over?
I clean up and do whatever I still feel like. The arbitrary border of “day” means nothing to me, same as any other arbitrary border.
I think it refers to being being out at work, or at a major event.
If I shit myself at work, I’m going home. I’m not coming back, either.
If I’m out hiking, same again.
If i’m running errands, I might have to go back out to finish them. The groceries aren’t gonna buy themselves, and now I really have to do the laundry.
I shit my pants once. I got rid of my ass after that
Day over? But we still need to solve the mystery of who shit in my pants!
I used to have a roommate who could shit in my pants from across the room. It was quite the trick.
I keep a spare change of clothes in my office for exactly this reason
As someone with Crohn’s disease, this is a normal day. Honestly, I’d be feeling off until I shit my pants.
I guess depends on the reason. If it’s just a one off accident then I’d just put the dirtied clothes in the laundry (after a preliminary shit removal with just water), shower, and wash my clothes properly. But if I’m shitting myself it might be food poisoning in which case I am staying home, possibly glued to the toilet seat, and/or going to hospital if it’s serious enough.
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Depends on your plans for the day. If you’re heading down to the swimming pool then everything might just work itself out.
Really depends on what I am doing. Whatever I was previously doing has been been put on an indefinite pause until I can get new clothes and probably take a shower. But I have kids, so the day must go on.
I just sign a few more Executive Orders and then head for the golf course.
Days over, no coming back from that. Time for a long shower, fresh clothes, and go back to bed. Probably not sleep, because I’ll be dealing with embarrassment and flashbacks to graduating high school.
My only comfort still remains that I was not alone that day. Several of us got awful cases of food poisoning.
You shat yourself at graduation?
Same day, after the event at the school, thankfully, but I was with several fellow graduates when it happened. There was an extremely popular steakhouse we all went to with our families, and every one of us who ordered the signature steak ended up getting food poisoning, and several of us ended up getting caught very suddenly by it.
What if you’re in the middle of one of these?
I’ve noped out on entire office days before where I’ve been “digestively energetic” so to speak. I’m not putting myself or coworkers through that at the office.
I mean if you have any choice in the matter it’s obviously time to go home.
Depends…
Le mot juste. Bravo.
shits pants
Continues about his day with shit in his pants
Im probably too sick to continue my day
My boss at the restaurant doesn’t care.
Health inspector might.
