Tesla faces a proposed class action claiming it speeds up odometers on its EVs so they fall out of warranty faster, saving the company from paying repairs.
That horror scenario has been floating around since the announcement of the murderous tin can. And let me just tell you despite everything I am glad there hasn‘t been a serious attempt at remaking this classic in this timeline thus far.
Even when back to the future enters public domain, if someone ever makes a version with the cybertruck, I’m going to be pissed at you first. The only exception is if the cybertruck can’t make it to 88mph and breaks down and the Libyans kill Marty so we don’t have to suffer any longer.
you made me picture a Back to the Future remake with a Tesla Truck as the time machine…
That horror scenario has been floating around since the announcement of the murderous tin can. And let me just tell you despite everything I am glad there hasn‘t been a serious attempt at remaking this classic in this timeline thus far.
Even when back to the future enters public domain, if someone ever makes a version with the cybertruck, I’m going to be pissed at you first. The only exception is if the cybertruck can’t make it to 88mph and breaks down and the Libyans kill Marty so we don’t have to suffer any longer.
The truck shorts out in the rain and catches fire instead of leaving the flaming tracks
Honestly that just sounds like a college humor skit.
Marty: “Are you telling me you built a time machine… Out of a Cybertruck??”
Doc Brown: “The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?”
Marty: “So you picked a Cybertruck??? What the fuck doc, it’s hideous. This is heavy, doc”
i picture the iconic flame tire trails, but at the last second they swerve into the oncoming lane
No and fuck you for saying it.
I’ll one up them, make it one of those shitty NFT monkey cartoons
true horror is knowing you still have to upvote it