So how’s this supposed to work? Trump’s gonna write an order to Saint Peter or something?
If you want a religion where you’re supposed to go to a specific place in the middle east, we already have one. It’s called Islam.
Can’t afford to buy the plane tickets to Israel? Sorry, guess you’re not a true Christian.
Inventing hajj like 1300 years too late.
Ooh I actually just changed it and it’s now “you gotta gun down a millionaire before getting into heaven.”
Sacrament where you have to go to the most annoying and evil country on earth
Crazy how they whitewashed Hajj.
White sharia is like a subtle wish some of them have (of course more like the isis thing than the various less asinine interpretations)
prods do just say shit huh
Knowing them, they take it as crusade call again