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manipulating time and space is not only chronomancy but also teleportation
This reminds me of how in the Command and Conquer: Red Alert series, the fact that Einstein develops weapons to kill Soviets is incredibly ironic if you know anything at all about the actual Einstein
Playin red alert 2 as the allies be like
Supreme Leader Trump Donald is said to be able to single-handedly annihilate distance, cause things to grow, and improve productivity.
oh, and he has time travel powers
He means that you can use a Cybertruck to travel to 1970s South Africa
Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity.
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Trump’s presidency feels like 6 years already but according to unconfirmed and false rumors, it has only been 3 months. He can bend time.
According to his doctor, god-emperor Trump also grew an inch sometimes in the last 4 years. He can bend space.
Trump finally building the Stargate
But that back in your mouth.
Startgate deserves better than that!
Stargate is a show that i can’t watch anymore after becoming communist. Basically every episode i laugh “no chance US would do that” at a surprising lack of imperialism and incredibly naive belief in the justice and universality of US judiciary system, especially striking for members of US armed forces and intelligence services.
Also the show is basically grimdark, Goa’uld parasitic theocracy gets replaced with US space imperialism.