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minus-squareJakenVeina@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·3 months agoI once fractured my fibula blowing out a candle. I was, like, 17. You’re telling me it’s going to get WORSE?!
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoIt may already be too late for you.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-23 months ago fractured fibula blowing out a candle How the FUCK did you manage to break your LEG by blowing AIR through your LIPS??
minus-squareJakenVeina@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoIt was one of those tall, thin church candles that you normally put out with a long handheld suffocator. Me, I tried to just jump for it. Came down awkwardly on one of the thing’s feet, lost my balance, and my leg crumpled in under me as I fell.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·3 months agoAlways said organized religion is a dangerous thing…
I once fractured my fibula blowing out a candle. I was, like, 17. You’re telling me it’s going to get WORSE?!
It may already be too late for you.
How the FUCK did you manage to break your LEG by blowing AIR through your LIPS??
It’s called talent, learn it.
It was one of those tall, thin church candles that you normally put out with a long handheld suffocator. Me, I tried to just jump for it. Came down awkwardly on one of the thing’s feet, lost my balance, and my leg crumpled in under me as I fell.
Always said organized religion is a dangerous thing…