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I mean, ok. Pride isn’t exclusionary. Most gay people have straight parents, siblings, friends and so on. If you feel the need to celebrate being straight, that’s cool. If you think you’re a victim because you are straight then I might suggest some therapy.
I’ve never seen it, but I’m already sure their flag sucks.
They hate rainbows so it’s just a white flag.
They should name it the White Pride Parade.
Actually, there has been a straight ally flag for quite a while now it’s not bad
So i looked it up and that without the rainbow ‘a’ is actually on Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_flag
It’s resemblance to old prison uniforms is quite ironic:
It’ll just be a poorly-drawn bicep (for manliness) that looks suspiciously like a cock and balls.
You know what would be the fucking best thing ever? If everyone showed up and was totally supportive. Like those hateful bigots are all marching and hollering and then here comes the pride parade with hetero banners and signs saying “Heteros Are Awesome!” and other really positive shit. And they’ll be all like “We don’t want your support,” and we’ll be like “Fuck you, pride is for all!” And maybe like one or two of them would be like, “Oh…” and then the world is a better place for a moment.
I mean, my first thought was “Aww… sweety… yes, you are awesome. Have a cookie and let mommy watch her stories.”
For a moment I thought you were headed inthe direction of LGBTQ rebranding “All Lives Matter”.
Like some hateful biggot is chanting “DOWN WITH QUEERS” and then the Pride Parade marches in, and starts supporting them. And the hate parade tries to resist, and then the Pride people start saying they love everybody, and ALL lives matter. And then the hateful side says “WAIT! NO! THATS OURS, AND IT DOESN’T MEAN THAT!” And then the Pride people say “Too late! We’ve rebranded it now! We love you, baby!” And the hateful people are just confused like “what…what just happened??”
Or we can show up and convince them that there is an ongoing class war and politely let them know they’ve been used to fight themselves and that we have more people on our side of the class war.
Pride: “equal rights for all”.
Straight pride: “all people are equal, but straights are more equal than others”.
These things always feel like someone shouting “I have a birthday too!“ at someone else’s birthday party.
Next the WASPs are going to demand a St George’s day parade to celebrate English-American culture
I like that analogy, might use it one day (⁀ᗢ⁀)
It sounds like the most cringe thing ever. So yeah, let them do it, I wanna see it (mostly to point and laugh).
I’ll see you there! I’ll be the one snogging random women while wrapped in a pride flag
I’m a straight dude and would love to socially meet more hetero women… but this sounds like the lamest and (ironically) gayest event I’ve ever heard of. Guaranteed it’s going to be filled with ugly, un-fun, angry people counter-protesting. You know the type, critically concerned with what the fuck other consenting adults do…?
Fyre Festival 3? They didn’t even have 2 yet
This restaurant owner sure sounds Proud.
Sounds like some insecurities need reaffirmation…
You all heard it. This year Hedonism will be held on the front lawn of the Idaho capitol building.
Grinder crashes immediately
is it just a bunch of white guys standing around talking about how potato’s are neat
Fuck. Now I want potatoes.
That’s the gayest sounding name for a festival.
Three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes who wanna hang out in their party mansion. Nothing sexual. Fitness encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
That should be on a flyer, but it should have an attention grabbing shape. Like maybe a bicept.
Don’t forget the veins
First thing that came to mind for me as well.
All the brodoser owners gonna have an orgy.
Most closeted thing I’ve ever heard.
Yeah… Methinks the lady doth protesteth too much
It would be great to see them do this, march around with their “straight pride” bullshit, only to have the LGBTQ+ community cheering them on with signs about the first amendment and acceptance.
Really drill into anyone who hasn’t been paying attention, who the good guys and bad guys here are.
Probably a pipe dream since this would 100% be more about hate than acceptance.
“No hate at all, it’s a love thing.”
But also LGTBQ+ people are “disgusting and criminal”.
