I think this division exists in any population that has something other people call a “disorder”. There’s always the yeah I have it, go fuck yourself group and the no no no, I’m totally normal just like you group.
This was posted WITHOUT the dumb fucking censoring earlier today…
I’m like one in public but the other in private.
(No, it (really) isn’t.)
After years and years of hard work and therapy, I’m now a hilarious mix of the two.
You might ask, “How is your sink so empty and your kitchen so clean, but your clean laundry is piled so high that this is probably your entire wardrobe here on the floor next to the dryer?”
Well, I would answer, “How did you get in my house and would you like something to eat?”
Get out of my house!
…You didn’t even offer me a snack for the road! What kind of host are you?
Also I brought tea bags. They’re quite nice.
A good one for those invited! But I’ll cut you some slack since you brought tea.
I climbed through the window, because I thought I saw a kitty, but turns out is just a pillow. and yes
If you check under the blanket next to the pillow, there is a sleeping kitty. He is greedy for pets and will meow at you.
This is a trap. If you start petting him, you’re never allowed to stop.
Downvote because it’s a bad ADHD meme and for the goddamn motherfucking censored fuck.
There’s the “I’m 60 and I don’t realize I have it and it annoys the fuck out of my colleagues” type that I had to deal with…
Fuck it, I don’t seem to have AD(H)D. That’s why I’ve spent the better part of the day recharging so I could pretend to be social in the evening while on vacation with the in-laws and a 2-year old niece. I can’t fucking filter her screams, the noise of having 7 adults around me and I’m so fucking glad of not having kids myself.
fuck.
we can just say cuss words.
fuckDuck
no
fuck
fucking thank you.
You’re so fucking welcome
Fuck me, this is relieving.
fuckFuckity for fucking fuck
Type 2 here. I literally just walked out of a therapists office who essentially said exactly this.
Sometimes it’s both, where you mask to seem like the first, while being the second.
Mask at work and chaos at home!
I stopped masking at work and it was one of the most liberating things i did in life
Shit, I just bounce back and forth between the 2 depending on how I feel today
Saaaame
It’s too relatable to be a joke.
Sometimes I’m too tired to unmask.
~~ Sometimes I’m too tired to unmask.~~
Sometimes I’m too tired to mask.