Oh.
So this is why the tell-alls are coming out now
He’s gonna be dead soon and then the bloviating hagiographies take over the mainstream and pave over the bloody trail he’s blazed
Thoughts and prayers for the former staffers currently in the process of getting their “he was fucked up the whole time” books published. Your window has closed. Only glazing from here on out.
Fuck them ghouls
Should have been leaking this shit day one
Ain’t shit to leak when everyone knows. They only had to break kayfabe.
They’ll have another chance in 5-10 years.
So you’re saying he is in top form to make a 2028 presidential run?
As a dry form of undead, Biden’s rate of decay should theoretically be much slower than moist types like Trump, but the sheer amount of formaldehyde from regular McDonalds infusions might be more than making up the difference
He can still win if you vote for him!
That’s why I wrote in Joe Biden in a swing state in 2024.
The swing state of New South Wales. Local election.
He’s announced his new VP pick will be Gerry Connolly.
tactical move
they’ll be scanning his arse instead of his brain
meanwhile he wakes up every morning like the girl in 50 First Dates except instead of Adam Sandler it’s Ass Cancer
Assum Cancler
theeeeere it is
As I read this, I think of Biden encouraging voters to go out during the primaries without concern for COVID. I think of his promises of Medicare For All. I think of the way that he cut back on COVID protections, forcing people back to work once in office. I think of the ways he funded a genocide and broke bread with his war criminal peers.
As I read this, I’m indifferent to his suffering.
we’re going to do all these things if you vote for us!
oh sorry that’s too hard/we don’t care, good luck!
To be fair, it was a much more effective electoral strategy than the follow-up:
we’re not going to do shit if you vote for us!
actually, doing nothing would be way better than what we were planning, not to mention way harder to buck our lobbyists that want us to do the terrible things, so we’re going to fuck things up pretty bad if you vote for us. but the other guy might fuck things up slightly more, and it’s your fault either way! but we won’t do anything to stop it, because that’s too hard/we don’t care,
good luckfuck you!"Plus
we’re gonna give even more money to the military instead of helping people
He got his wish.The former president is survived by his loved ones: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death
was prostate with grief
Should have have for the cancer moon shot than aggressively persuing genocide.
to 
cancer.Last stop for the prostate massage express.
how long do you think they’ve known about this?
I think the smart money is on sometime during his presidency, but there might be a long shot on before the 2020 primary. It would explain why they allowed so many competitors, and I really can’t put it past them.
Satan claiming his most powerful soldier
Allah, may his suffering be great
There’s no way in hell they missed it for this long considering how advanced it seems to be. He has the best healthcare in the world and they had a lot of interest in keeping him propped up which means they had to keep him as healthy as they could. And even mainstream media is already acknowledging they knew about his mental decline and kept it secret for years, so they would definitely have kept this.
I guess his “gaffe” in 2022 was probably about this and not the non-melanoma skin cancer he had removed prior like his handlers claimed.
Absolutely. They knew. We’re going to hear more about this.
very sorry for the cancer
