That is the biggest lie I’ve ever seen. This is what it should actually be:

If it’s brown, you’re probably gonna die

If it’s black, you’re certainly gonna die

If it’s white, you’re already dead

If it’s white, good night

It’s not always super obvious what’s a grizzly and what’s a black bear when you’re about to be mauled, so read below:

Black bears have those cute super tall ears, and grizzlies have that shoulder hump.

Okay, now when should I cuddle with them?