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That is the biggest lie I’ve ever seen. This is what it should actually be:
If it’s brown, you’re probably gonna die
If it’s black, you’re certainly gonna die
If it’s white, you’re already dead
If it’s white, good night
It’s not always super obvious what’s a grizzly and what’s a black bear when you’re about to be mauled, so read below:
Black bears have those cute super tall ears, and grizzlies have that shoulder hump.
Okay, now when should I cuddle with them?
When they are named “Teddy”