Ah man. I see this gem and raise you
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I get the joke in the title, but not the one in the image. Is “cat sank” a homophone with something in French?
The numbers four and five (quatre, cinq) are pronounced like ‘cat’ and ‘sank’ in informal spoken French.
Ah, ok. So I’m not an idiot. I just don’t speak french! Whew!
GUYS!!! IT’S OK!!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT AFTERALL!!!
walks away
steps on a rake
Username checks out
My new username is Usernamerakeface
😄 That’s awesome, I’d like to say lol, but it’s really just funny enough to get a big grin
Just in case you ever want it, here’s the French spelling:
“Un deux trois quatre cinq” (12345)
Quatre Cinq
https://www.woodwardfrench.com/lesson/numbers-from-1-to-100-in-french/
4 = quatre (“cat”), 5 = cinq (“sank”)
it’s the kind of joke that further diminishes my already mutilated will to live
it’s the kind of joke that further diminishes my already mutilated will to live
So it’s perfect.
@camus@jlai.lu Ça mérite d’être publié dans !rance@jlai.lu ça non?
My wife is going to love this one
Hey, whoa! I think I’D know better what your wife loves…
ziiiiiip
By the way, it’s her birthday, and she’s mad at you.
As a Canuck, this is a keeper.
As an American, PLEASE LET ME SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS!!! MY COUNTRY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE AND I HATE BEING HERE!!!
Samesies, please.
