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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor

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Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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    What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.

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      It’s in the middle of a workday, but I should probably immediately go get blackout drunk. I don’t want to risk remembering this…

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      I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should’ve stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn’t. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.

      This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I’m not this guy.

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    God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.

    But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.

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      sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he’s doing great, comparatively

  • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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    is anon being eggy or just gay?

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      Seems like normal eggy fantasy to me.

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      🥚

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    I thought that imaginary scenario was kind of hot.

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        doot

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      Cool! Use promo code ‘lemmy’ on betterhelp.com for 15% off your first session.

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      I don’t usually say this buuuut, you need Jesus.

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        Not even Jesus can help here, I‘m afraid. Seriously, what‘s wrong with people?

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      Instance checks out

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    I … guess this might be a way to build empathy with actual rape victims? Chat is this actually a good thing?

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    god i love 4chan

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    Cool. Next time, include figging.

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    What a day to be literate.

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      I’m sad I ever learned to read. I guess I’m cursed.

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        Same tho

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    They need Psycho The Rapist

    – I already told you that’s a single word!!

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    Fuck me. I have been through this phase. It fucking sucks but it is comforting. Yes, I needed therapy.

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    Anon invents cognitive behavioral torture (CBT)

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      Up next: cognitive ball torture

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        cog n ball torture 🤔

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        cock and ball torture

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        That’s just JOI for CBT enthusiasts.

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      How do you give gold on lemmy

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        You donate money to your instance admins in their name.

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    needed this today, thank you op

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    Would be less worrying if anon got off to this

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