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Interesting choice of the prefixes phallo and gyno. In this dude’s mind the women are women, and the men are dicks.
phallocentric direct communication (tweeting)
look sweaty, we live in a phallocentric world. every day i get up and worship the phallus that is the center of the universe. there’s nothing gay about it
City of Doors but it’s around a giant dick
crass
any high agency males want to directly communicate phallocentrically hmu
“Can’t handle” as if everyone isn’t just enjoying the show
So phallocentric posting is a teenage breakup on the timeline
this is just how real men compete in the marketplace of ideas
Phallo-Market of Ideals.
broke: dick measuing contest
bespokle: Phallo-Market of Ideals
Oh but when I try to initiate phallocentric communication, I’m “being gross” and “violating Instagram’s terms of service”
This has to be a bit
i dont know who this guy is but i refuse to believe its not a bit because its too damned funny
He’s a nazi
Two high agency males communicating fallocentrically sounds like something that you shouldn’t do in the streets and scare the horses with.
There are no horses in the white-house, sir.
not reprimanding Trump for not demanding satisfaction from Musk
It is ironic how chuds are against Postmodernism when that’s the foundation of their ideology. Marxism is a modernist philosophy: it has concrete definitions and focuses on the scientific method. Postmodernism rejects not only Modernism, it rejects the concept of rules and definitions altogether.
So when a Marxist uses a word, they mean a specific definition with a history of understanding behind its meaning. Postmodernists, on the other hand, make up random ass shit word salad like “high agency males,” where the listener is free to infer whatever they want.
Postmodernity, Baudrillard said, is the condition in which the domain of reality has become so heavily mediated by signs as to become inaccessible in itself, leaving us entirely in the domain of the simulacra, images that bear no relation to anything outside of themselves. This hyperreality is presented as the terminal stage of simulation, where signs and images become entirely self-referential.
High agency males phallocentric communication alphas betas
You ever think if Baudrillard was a high-agency male?
You could argue that Baudrillard was a high-agency male before the concept even existed.
I enjoy how they all have to mention the genitals of the people involved.
“How men with testicles spar”
Haha, hahaha, hahahahahahaha. I can’t with this shit.
I was briefly envisioning sumo style sparring where they lob their massive balls at each other in an attempt to force the other from the ring.
These types of guys continue to remind me of this:
Also the whole penis as a weapon-thing from Will to Change inevitably comes to mind. These types of guys imagine their bits as some sort of front-bearing swords and have an entire theory about it. It’s hilarious.
Oh woe is me with my hidden from sight bits that make me communicate indirectly.
So like, I’m gay for actually admiring women?
Cool
If you don’t do the bad shit to women then you’re not. Are you not-all-mening us now?
Wait, someone actually wrote theory about this? Why wasn’t I told? Do you know how many words I had to string together to describe something so obvious because I assumed absolutely nobody had talked about this??? (Aside from Andrew Tate lmao)
You can’t do this to me!
Two big guys with big balls and big dicks just swinging and colliding in the public forum. Just extramasculine frotting and docking, This is what being a big man is all about. It’s a big locker room not a government. A locker room where big men with big nuts are sword fighting and they’re doing Ghostbusters, oh yes, they’re crossing streams. This is what really happens behind the man curtain.
It’s not gay
Tag-line.
All I could think about when reading this was flatworm mating
(bonus snail mating)
I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Link 1:
Link 2:
MANnarinno
fuckin’ Joey “The Jabroni” Marinara, the keeper and diviner of the most masculine of sauces.
2 high agency males going at it
He totally wants to watch Elon and Trump fuck
I legit thought this was a parody of this kinda guy and the post was entirely about dudes fuckin. I was also forgetting about the spat going on between trump and elon in that moment. As a context-free shitpost it was really good.
Turns out it’s neither gay nor parody, and I am disappointed.
I bring shame upon thee Shallot
