You paid that much for a watch that looks like you steal from your grandad?
Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?
Man, it is a shame you can’t buy class because you could use some.
They have car money to spend on trinkets, this guy has enough class that it’s time to send him against the wall.
What time is it?
“So, you’re both rich and stupid”
good, maybe you can sell it to buy some human decency then
Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I’d still be fine with who I was. Would you?
don’t. make a “oh poor guy” face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don’t he will be mad
😬
“Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden”
“It’s not my fault you’re stupid”
A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my ‘car’, it’s a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money…
Good for you man, that’s a really great watch 😊
Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It’s like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.
Either dishonest affirmation or “That’s nice, buddy” and touch his shoulder.
With people you might need later it’s the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.
“People with true value don’t need trinkets to convince others of their worth.”
“Not everybody knows how to make the best use of their resources.”
“Unless it has a button that stops time, you paid too much.”
All of those likely would make you sound poor and mad to that kinda person. Not sure what you could actually say as a comeback that would work
Yeah, but can your watch drive you to the store ?
