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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

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      Saved that for later!

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        All 3 pixels?

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    Google’s new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

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    AI is truly the sharpest tool in the kitchen cabinet shed

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    Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.

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    Is that a threat??

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    “And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”

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    A hangnail is more useful than AI.

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    AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

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      Mr. Grady, you were the caretaker here. I recognize you. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.

      BTW, I just now realized that Shelley Duval died last year. Such a great actress.

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    Big knives are up to something

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      I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we’re serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

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        That’s not a noif this is a noif

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          Close…ish

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    You can’t go wrong with your dick in a box.

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    Gemini needs to stop edging me

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    I wouldn’t mind a ceramic knives set

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