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two months, tops
Before he’s deported?
Dies of drug overdose
i don’t ask for much
wowo nobody’s ever thought of doing this before musk
Damn, I what happened the last time a rich guy in Tech tried making a 3rd party.
Ah well, nevertheless.
18.9% popular vote
0 electoral votes
It arguably helped Bill clinch the win over Bush sr. He was considered a sure win to the point that SNL had a skit about being the Dem unfortunate enough to go against him.
Calling it now. The 2028 candidates:
American Party: Peter Thiel
Republican Party: JD Vance
Democratic Party: David Duke
Progressive Party: AOC(The Democrats will want to go with a political centrist who can appeal to can appeal to conservatives and has a track record appealing to members of both parties. That’s why they nominate Duke.)
he’ll yeag
If he does this for a while at least you probably will be able to get hourly jobs where you talk to really dumb people. Should be great.
The Musk farce to the Perot tragedy
I’m gonna do a bit and start the AmeriKKKa Party. Our mascot will be a burger.
Split the right. Split the right. Split the right. Split the right.
Will be really funny watching them split the votes.
Will it? Idk, we’ll see.
I can’t picture that happening, but I do think it would be really funny watching Elon melt down struggling to comprehend how his results were inexplicably exactly as bad as was suggested by all the staffers he fired for telling him that.
The more realistic outcome is that this is a groundbreaking and truly innovative new political party powered by superdogecoin which will revolutionize oh whoops we can’t campaign anymore all the money we raised just disappeared when the price dropped jeez completely unforeseeable but very sad for the future of America.
Yeah, it’s hard to guess what could happen, but from a cynical point of view, nothing about this is gonna be good…
It’s exactly like the crashout Bloomberg 2020 campaign where
Bloomberg paid $1 billion to pretend he had friends for a summer and ratfuck the opposition to uphold capital interests. Bloomberg is still paying out lawsuits to unpaid staff.Bloomberg is still paying out lawsuits to unpaid staff.
But wait I thought he was a “real” billionaire unlike Tdrumpft
Why is he shirking his payouts just like that dang cheeto!?
That’s the secret to becoming a real billionaire - never pay anyone for anything.
Defrauding labourers of their wages
Categorized under;
Sins that cry to Heaven for Vengeance
Broomberg right now
Yeah, split the repube vote
This gives the Dems more power to do nothing.
im giving it two weeks before a “democrats against waste and fraud” super PAC pops up. democrats love nothing more than snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
The split will be 1000:1
Idk, I was surprised how many CHUD accounts took Elons side after their breakup. It may be more like 1000:10
Andrew WK announces plan to ‘Make America party!’
Edit: not sure if you’ve heard that Andrew WK Gundam cover album, but it’s pretty fun.
I have and love it
c’mon you really couldn’t think of a better name?
We should be surprised that it wasn’t the X party
The Country Over Party
The Country over, party!
the COP… this tracks
You can’t make this shit up. Literally refounding the Know Nothings.
The American Party, known as the Native American Party before 1855[a] and colloquially referred to as the Know Nothings, or the Know Nothing Party, was an Old Stock nativist political movement in the United States in the 1850s. Members of the movement were required to say “I know nothing” whenever they were asked about its specifics by outsiders, providing the group with its colloquial name.[
