I just lost my job of 10 years to this shit a week ago.
Fucken idiot…
Who? OP?
He wouldn’t be wrong
My highest ever record was 3 years, but I’m out of the burnout phase thankfully
It gets tiring cycling through the stages of “Woah, how did you do that? You’re a rockstar!” and “What the fuck is this shit? Where’s the [stupidly simple feature involving small but rote tasks] I asked for 3 weeks ago?”
It really does. It wears me down. It turns me into a human vegetable sometimes when I can’t cope with it. The only thing I found that works is to strictly follow a schedule to separate work time from hobby time. Make an ironclad schedule and stick to it. If it’s not working hours and the system is burning, don’t fall for it. Fuck everything else when it’s your “me” time.
Edit: also, resist “inspiration” when it’s a work thing. Don’t spend your weekends improving/re-imagining something work-related because your mind convinced you that it’ll make your life easier later on. Tell your boss/manager about the idea and see if they’ll let you do it on company time. If a task is taking longer on company time and they don’t want to fix it, then it’s not your problem, it’s theirs, and you’re getting paid either way
Me: close 50 cases yesterday because our team got called out and is half dead weight
Also me: calls in sick today because fuck em, that’s why.
Every time I laugh at these memes I think that maybe I should be screened for ADHD.
I prefer to keep mine as Schrödinger’s ADHD. Best keep that box closed :)
Tbh it really isnt
Oh, I’m sure I’ll get distracted and forget. Because that’s a normal thing done by neurotypical people

What about no work?
Best i can do for ya!
I did my week’s work yesterday afternoon. Today is now coffee.
What are the best jobs for these types of people? Im a sales admin and just lost a boss who was amazing with letting us have freedom. Dreading the new boss’s setup already. I dont want to be an admin forever. Ive heard medical (EMS, nurse, radiography) and thinking like sales/marketing are good ideas. I like helping people in an environment where they arent already angry when they come to me lmao.
Some creative fields are great with this!
But it really depends on the kinda workplace you’re at and the management style. Lots of old school folks prefer the 9-5, minimal bathroom breaks, exact 1 hour long lunch, etc and you’ll find those people in all industries.
My office has always been more chill about the time spent at work and is more concerned with “are you getting your work done & is it quality” vs “is your butt in that seat from 9-5?” I’ve coworkers who visit a dog park for lunch, jog, or pick up kids from school. They just announce it, pop away, pop back in, and as long as you’re not missing meetings and getting what needs to be done in time, no one cares.
I have an industrial job where I’m on my feet all day, and most of the day, I have various pieces that are at different stages in the process all at once. Everybody else in my department also has ADHD. It’s a cakewalk for me, but I’ve noticed that most neurotypicals struggle with it.
I would get way too antsy sitting in an office or at home all day.
I heavily vibe with the meme, and I work as a programmer. Usually I have a task or two for several days so I just work at my own pace if it is not some high priority stuff. Sometimes it is 1 hour on 2 hours off, sometimes it is 10 hours of hyperfocus and a feeling of emptiness when I am done and want to continue.
the problem is when you sign for a job, or postpone it, into a time when this hyperworkmode is required, but it doesn’t activate cuz this job ain’t one of those things that you get obsessed over.
I love my state of intensity and volatility it makes me so productive!!! (Well, I’m exaggerating of course, but you get it)
Yes, here! Oh we weren’t doing a role call, were we?
I’m feeling attacked here.
My work here is done
It’s called ADHD.
I straight up never would have known that I had ADHD without memes like this, I swear. It’s crazy.
work-hyperwork-omegawork-burnout-burnout-burnout-burnout-…
And then you ask the system when the next work cycle is and it just shows a loading bar that gets stuck at 13% before finishing the last 87 (I think? or whatever, I’m gay I can’t do math and not getting a calculator for a joke) in half a second with no warning.
Also its so weird seeing Admin next to your name when you comment on my shit now… I feel like I’m in trouble
It also shows Mod next to my name. So double the trouble.
I’m gay I can’t do math

Oh I could have fun with that.
As for the math thing, it’s one of those stereotypes we adopted like that we all walk fast, drink iced coffee, etc
one of those stereotypes we adopted
Alan Turing would’ve liked to have a word with whoever came up with that
And wear funny hats?
Maybe that’s Freemasons.
I do a week worth of work in a panic over 6 random hours. Then doom scroll. Keeps me employed I guess…
Currently cleaning the storage room as I’m one Windows 11 install from madness.







