News flash. Who gives a fuck about famous people’s relationships. We all have our own problems to give time to, not this dumb stuff. They sure as hell don’t care about us.
Panis et circenses.
Corporate espionage is about the get a lot more exciting.
Put West End Girl in your Best End, Girl
South side 👉👇👈
That looks like you’re trying to do a fighting game move. I do not consent to fighting game moves in my rectum
It’s like bad prophecy: When the moon is full, the West shall be in the South
How does it compare to pet shop boys version?
Dunno, I’d have to put it in my ear first.
Good to see physical media making something of a comeback!
All over your back, really. 🤷🏼♂️
Have my upvote
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You’re being downvoted for being dismissive, but you’re not incorrect. She’s been quite open about making more money selling feet pics than with her music, and she doesn’t give any fucks about horny dudes jacking off to her image. So this fits the pattern, I’d say. Go girl, who cares, no judgement
Except she’s now profiting by attacking someone else’s private sex life?
🫡
Per the article, it’s a dunk on her cheating ex-husband.
That woman is magnificent.
Slpt, for when you need to cross the border to/from an unfriendly country
You can get a pig destroyer butt plug on band camp, looked like good quality
Health sell one too !
Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?
For the low price of 19.99 it could be YOU!!
And if you are lucky, you might even get a bit of malware up there.
Trick question I did that shit last year.
That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.
Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.
“Secondary trauma” is fucking real. 🥹
I’m in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.
This man is beautiful and I want to look into his eyes every day
Don’t.
Do.
That.
Yet.
Unless?
You
crave
Data
Clearly the album should be South End Girl if she’s serving it up in a butt plug
That base is insufficiently flared. I get that they’re not meant to actually be used as buttplugs, but given that there are so many flat out dangerous buttplugs out there in the world, I feel like if you’re going to use the image of them in order to be edgy and in the news, you should at least represent a proper buttplug
Lets be honest, that whole thing is barely thicker than a finger. Novelty would be a stretch or rather no stretch.
Someone will though.
Healthcare workers now hate this lady.
