One particularly brutal review came from Nick Hilton, film critic for the Independent, who said that the first lady came off in the film as “a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness” who leads a “vulgar, gilded lifestyle.”
Hilton added that the film is so terrible that it fails even at being effective propaganda and is likely to be remembered as “a striking artifact… of a time when Americans willingly subordinated themselves to a political and economic oligopoly.”
I think we can officially conclude 2026 is The Year Of The Scowling Void Of Pure Nothingness
At least Eva Braun was interesting.
Mel brooks should do a Producers about Maga. Too soon?
We’ll finally get to see “Hitler on ICE”
There’s no way this thing cost $75 mil to make. It’s a documentary.
The bribes for “access”.
The funniest thing about this is she isn’t even hot. She looks like every soccer mom in every suburban town everywhere.
She looks like every soccer mom in every suburban town everywhere
More like every self employed sex therapist hanging around hotel bars.
I wouldnt insult soccer moms like that, but I see what u saying.
It’s not an insult. I didn’t say soccer moms are all-encompassingly unattractive, just that she ain’t anything special. She’s a “super model” who looks like every lady in front of me at the super market.
She “was” a supermodel. Now she’s just a woman who gets cheated on, publicly, by her husband.
“They” “made” her a “super model”.
Way worse. Those vapid all american soccer moms have that MILF next door vibe, Melania just looks like an Eastern European prostitute possessed by a lizard.
This is shocking 😲 /s!
Honestly I am shaken, if something this good could fail what is the meaning of anything?
Currently on Rotten Tomatoes:
%11 Critics
%99 AudienceWhat’s the point in review-bombing when it’s so obvious?
It’s not review bombing if it actually sucks
It was just a 75mil payment from Amazon to trump. Movie was just the means to do the transaction.
I don’t understand the spending of millions on marketing.
As usual, people are giving way too much credit to Trump. The money wasn’t given to him, it was spent on making the shitty movie.
Money laundering opportunity?
Yes, which is normal film industry stuff.
Which is a money laundering utopia.
Coincidentally, Ratner just got greenlit for Rush Hour 4, which had been in development hell since 2018.
Jackie Chan is the best. Must be a little long in the tooth now.
Yeah, but you wonder if he’d sign on to Rush Hour 4 now, knowing the director was in the Epstein files.
He’s a tool of the CCP.
Idk how you figure that. He is an actor, of course he’s going to have relations to his home country.
He’s always been a scummy fuck. He’s good with kicks and punches, sure, and he figures heavily in the Panama papers. He’s connected.
Even so, they had a massive budget, a competent director, and they didn’t manage to produce something that paints her in a good light.
Malicious compliance?
Oh he’s competent alright.
Funny way to spell complicit
Stupid way to ignore that guy’s point.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s scum, but he’s an experienced director with several well-received movies under his belt. Both can be true.
The best way to launder money is to have a front that is legit. This way it pass the smell test if you just plug your nose a little.
I would assume bribes work the same way.
The film industry is just one massive money laundering scheme.
I hope she ends up like Mussolini’s girlfriend
Or Elena Ceausescu.
I hate that our country has become so fascist that this dumb bitch’s movie failing feels like a victory.
-War of the World 2025: 4% RT
-this propaganda: 10% RT
The heck
War Of The Worlds probably got MAGAed for having a Black protagonist.
I mean, both are cult propaganda written by and for deranged members of the cult.
I guess the Mango Mussolini cult is just two and a half times as popular as the Tom Cruise cult 🤷
The 2025 version didn’t have Tom Cruise
It had Ice Cube, and I can’t, for the life of me, understand why the fuck people keep giving that man work.
Ghost of Mars, that horrible XXX sequel, War of the Worlds, shit… they are remaking Anaconda? That’s going to suck, too.
True, but it was still based on some bullshit Hubbard wrote iircI sit corrected
I don’t mean to keep correcting you, but the author was HG Wells…
Dammit! 😄
I think I’m just gonna go back to watching vocal coaches react to Jinjer on YouTube for a bit 😁
It’s spelled ginger /s
Had to keep the ball rolling
Remember when people tried to frame her as a victim? What stank of a person.
Why would movie critics go to see a money laundering attempt?
To dunk on it obvs
Because it’s their job? They can’t just watch what they like.
It’s a movie critics job to launder money?
No, the director is laundering money. The movie critic is the one stuck watching the crappy movies.
They don’t pay to go see it. They get paid to see it.
Can someone explain to me how this movie has a 99% user rating on rotten tomatoes?
Because the only people who’d ever see it are either members of the cult or reviewers being paid to see it.
1% of the audience being reviewers and the rest deciding that it’s amazing before seeing it and not changing their mind when proven wrong sounds pretty plausible 🤷
Beep boop.
They might be filtering out the deluge of bad reviews as anomaly or political.
the same way the Trump family obtains most things they want, fraud.
I did my part rating this movie appropriately 👎
Selection/volunteer bias, no one who would give it a bad review would pay to see it
The only people that would go see this are Trump cultists, who are going to approve of it regardless of quality
ew her nails
Lizard fingers
Ew her
$75m bribe*
The 28 was just the advertising part iirc.
No. the 28M was for her per reporting. They still had to make the movie and advertise it.
Why did they have to advertise it?
Made God breath through his nose a little harder than usual.
breathe*
This is becoming the new word that people just seem unable to get right and it is just as easy to understand as all the other common ones. It’s seriously like there’s a conscious campaign to make more and more people forget more and more basic words and grammar, and most of those that make those mistakes are American. You gotta be so dumb to not get this right.
I’m still flabbergasted how often people misspell “Epstein”. Like, bruh, at this point…
What does that mean? I remember something on it’s always sunny about that. I presume it’s a smiting.
You know. Like that, almost laugh thing you do when something is just. Barely, funny enough.
Personally. I’m hoping when we fly these wax wings all the way to the sun and everything works out so great that a true artist and historian team up to make a mockumentary about the “Melania” production.
You have to sell the con or else someone might catch on.
Who makes a movie and then doesn’t advertise it? Only fake movie and this is definitely not a fake movie. 😉😉
Bribe taxes
That head would look great on a pike outside the city walls.
That’s also an accurate description of narcissism—a void of nothingness. Those people only live on the outside, because they don’t exist within themselves
