F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoYummy Mummylemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1719arrow-down125
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minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·11 months agoThere was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-211 months ago“Whutsit say, Cletus?” “C-H-A-R-L-I-E… Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!”
There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.
“Whutsit say, Cletus?”
“C-H-A-R-L-I-E… Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!”