I find the thought of encouragement more disturbing.
“Come on, buddy you can do it… yeah, I see that’s a big one…” ghasp
“a REALLY big one. I can see it. Push, don’t forget to breathe… yeah, there ya go, pinch it off. Nice! You’ve changed your diet, haven’t you? Good job!”
Why da fuq does this play an advertisement for audible.com, then refuse to play the actual video!? I know it’s open source, but I’d rather it be functional and not have to read through the sourcecode to debug and fix it if it is non-functional… :-(
I guess I’d rather the toilet enjoy itself. As long as it doesn’t start making little happy noises while I’m trying to poop 😰
I find the thought of encouragement more disturbing.
“Come on, buddy you can do it… yeah, I see that’s a big one…”
ghasp
“a REALLY big one. I can see it. Push, don’t forget to breathe… yeah, there ya go, pinch it off. Nice! You’ve changed your diet, haven’t you? Good job!”
Oh hey, suggestions of diet changes for health might be nice, suggestions because they like corn, not nice.
I can’t believe I wrote that
I heard this in a sports announcer’s voice, with everyone in the house listening.
All I get is Gilbert Gottfried.
Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey
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Why da fuq does this play an advertisement for audible.com, then refuse to play the actual video!? I know it’s open source, but I’d rather it be functional and not have to read through the sourcecode to debug and fix it if it is non-functional… :-(
Well… that’s definitely way, way worse.
I can tell you’ve upped your fiber intake
As my late doctor said, a good poop can be had while running. If yer have to stop for longer than ten seconds, you ain’t eating right, boy.
They did a whole scene about this in the League of Gentlemen movie!!!
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It’ll moan loudly
I will probably opt to go poop in a bucket out in the yard then
It’s even hornier. Sorry.
A horny bucket? Now that’s just silly…