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It was a rubber coated metal bullet fired at close range.

You do not shoot someone unless you want them dead.

The government doesn’t care. They won’t look at any proof even if you could provide it.

Due process is how you prove who you are. They’re not doing any due process.

Peace of mind (knowing that your partner is ok) can significantly reduce stress and increase quality of life.

Even if the device can’t give an alert soon enough to do anything, just looking and seeing that they are ok this morning can bring a sense of peace, and that’s worth something.

I actually have forgotten and it’s bothering me.

I’ve had a habit for 10+ years. One day I just forgot, and it was weeks later when I thought “didn’t I use to do something at this time?”

I never managed to get that habit back.

Trump is not what’s causing most of the issues in America. He may be a loose cannon and making everything worse, but the real damage is coming from a few very rich people bribing government officials to change laws, and they’ve been doing this for a long time.

Even if you killed every person who made the system this bad, you’d still be left with a system designed to oppress the masses and make rich people richer. Assassinations aren’t a silver bullet (unless made of silver).

It’s so poorly formatted. They forgot the “(” at the start of every problem.

My screwdriver

Ermine

I got confused between Jacuzzi and Yakuza. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

I don’t even get the sense of relief. I could stop 1 second short of finishing and feel no difference.

Just wash your dishes in a landfill.

https://xkcd.com/936/

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You should try talking to me instead. I’ll still interrupt and talk over you, but I’ll also repeatedly apologise for it.

I got diagnosed with laziness in school.

Many years later, another doctor looked at the diagnosis and said that the first doctor had written down textbook symptoms then missed the diagnosis.

The word lazy still hurts today.

When are they going to ban dihydrogen monoxide?