Who do you call when it’s the police doing the harassing?

It was a graveyard fuck…

I don’t get it.

Harley Quinn hits Dracula with a bat. Vampires can turn into bats. I guess you could say Dracula is a “bat man”. Bruce Wayne lives in a mansion.

Is this just a pun on “bat man”? What am I missing?

Here’s a good place to start:

gpg --gen-key

Then follow the prompts.

…he should do anti-gravity next.

There’s a python library for that.

This is patently false. Secure boot and hibernation are not mutually exclusive.

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'

It’s the shaggin’ wagon.

Zee shell ist die beste.

Just Quit Uploading Everything Ridiculous, Y’all

I think they’re more concerned about the continued existence of telegraph infrastructure.

This feels like you started with the phrase “Hot Messiah” then worked backwards from there.

Ya gotta laugh.

I think you’re conflating shells and terminals.

Is this a Demolition Man joke?

Should have put them on a tray. Arby-traytion.

xz --version

So much whoooosh

You pay for the dessert, but the fat is free.

Absolutely.