He was asking for it!

Yeah, and programs with means-testing are a lot easier to kill politically.

It’ll come out a year or two after the AI craze crashes!

I read it as “generals” the first time, but after reading these comments, now I only read “genitals” when I glance at the headline.

https://archive.is/ktNni

“Tragedy at the air show today…”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

Was he calling it “lube”?

Okay, that does make more sense.

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

I read somewhere that he made a few million on them. It blew me away. It does not compute.

This just feels wrong to me. Sometimes I forget how old I am and then something like this happens.

Oh god damn it, you totally got me!

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.

I had the same thought. It should be:

Won a golf game and they didn’t see me cheat?

Or maybe:

Won a golf game and they were too intimidated to complain when they saw me cheat?

Brain worms: The gift that keeps on giving!

That’s pretty funny, I never thought there’d be multiple universities using the state’s name!

I’m not from the states, why is the “The” important?

Travis, get your gun!

I’m not sure but maybe it’s “talk or we’ll let the lion eat you”.