How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

Is that lemonfred?

No, no I can’t.

Caught in a landslide?

Maybe they are whale skulls

Depends on the oil but cooking oil is organic material so it shouldn’t be an issue.

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

No good at likensubs*

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere

Totally not, Jessica

I’m not even American but didn’t the republicans do the exact same thing with “America under biden” using pictures of America under Trump.

🤞

Floordash

Roadrash

It’s gonna be shrinkeder

That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

It all depends on the caveats of immortality.

Pepper farmers:

I’ve seen some that follow other accounts around and comment on everything they post/comment because they’re salty about an argument in another thread. It’s strange to say the least.

If only their insurance would cover it.