Time is a flat circle

As a Pats fan and sometimes Bourne and Parker and Thornton and Gesicki and Henry and Demario owner: no one is free from the whims of Bill. They’ll all get rotated at some time or another.

Well, that’s 6.4 points, but I didn’t mean like that.

Please have a replacement level night Chubb and not punish me for starting Roschon over Lockett. 6.4 points or fewer please! Just this once.

And if Olave and Watson could combine for 19 or fewer, that’s be great too, but I’m not greedy.

Puka Nacua looks like he might be the real deal. Getting peppered with targets and performing real well as a possession receiver. It’ll be interesting to see what happens once Kupp comes back, but I doubt he fades away entirely.

No, no, he has a point. It’s Patrick’s fault Toney couldn’t catch Covid 19 at an anti-vax convention the way he was playing last night. 🙄

You know this is a crazy take, right? Mahomes won MVP last year with essentially the same quality of offense. Of course they’d struggle a bit with his #1 playmaker on offense sidelined.

This is a “regress all Mahomes TDs to the mean” level hater comment. What’s more likely, Mahomes is average at best and has been propped up by playmakers on offense (including last year without Tyreek), or Mahomes is great and has seriously subpar talent to work with on offense?

Hang on, is this Kadarius Toney making this post? Shit, now it makes sense.

That’s kinda hot. Where does Love fall as QB in this scenario?

Since I criticized your Henry take, figured I’d also give you credit for the Pickett take. He looks like he could be middle of the QB2 pack. I think there are just a lot of guys with more talent or better situations in the league.

That said, Tomlin always gets the best from his squad. If Pickett ends the year at a mediocre rank, that probably means he’s actually dogshit. By that logic, if he’s truly above average talent, Tomlin could definitely craft a situation around him to get him into the top 8.

I think there’s a solid chance he just gets pissed at incompetence around him. Not naming names, but I’m not convinced a certain megafan of Goldfinger shouldhave a job coaching in the NFL. Any times there are major changes, you run the risk that things just don’t click, and that happened last year…with that same Goldfinger fanatic. And Aaron’s enough of a diva that he could just blow up.

Plus, his line sucks. I’ll be honest, I’m a hater, but I think this could be a mega shit show in NJ. So, business as usual.

Henry’s old, that take is lukewarm.

My hot take, Zach Wilson starts 3+ games this season over a “healthy” Rodgers. Healthy is in quotes because he might get tweaked and “shut down” in a losing season.

“Fuck!!! I should have lied! I hate this game. I hate this game!”

This just in, Kareem Hunt seen house hunting in Miami. (I’m joking, but he’s going to land somewhere soon)

The Tenni-bator. A guy would approach the tennis courts from the woods in a trench coat and beat his meat to tennis practice. Male or female, if I remember correctly. When they’d try to catch him, he’d disappear into the woods. I don’t think he was ever caught.

As a Toney owner in dynasty, this is the least surprising headline I’ve ever seen. Gotta hope he gets healthy a bit, keeps up some camp hype, and I can ship off his fragile and talented boay to another team.

She’s not here to give social media pointers. Get that through your thick skull.